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Some Days, The City Needs An Industrial Strength Air Freshener!
"Months after construction ends, porta-potty still lingers"
- Toronto Star
How Would A Millennium From Tuesday Work For You?
"Not a good time to self-destruct"
- Toronto Star
Israel Tells Garneau To Cease Pro-Palestinian Activities, Then We'll Talk
"Garneau tells Israel to cease settlement activities"
- Toronto Star
I Thought He Had Retired From The National Football Team Years Ago
"Italians Celebrate the Return of Confetti"
- New York Times
Like: Will They Use Space-based Lasers Against Us First, Or Go Straight To The Nukes?
"Trustworthy use of AI starts with acknowledging unknowns"
- Toronto Star
Yeah, I'd Love To, But The Owner Of The Bar I Work At Pays Me So Little, I Have To Be Very Active To Be Able To Pay My Rent
"This summer, take a swim in the pool of passive income"
- Toronto Star
When Did Earth-hostile Become Unprofitable?
"Stellantis eyes earth-friendly future"
- Toronto Star
Gives New Meaning To The Phrase: "A Drink With A Kick"
"Donkeys and wine a winning combination"
- Toronto Star
We've Given Up On A Less Bad US
"A Less-Bad Iran Is the Most to Hope For"
- New York Times
It's The Economic System With A Surprise Inside
"Let's hope 'kinder capitalism' will stay"
- Toronto Star
Oh, Ah, Well, That's Very Kind Of You To Say, But Modesty Forbids Me From -
Oh, Wait - You Were Referring To Margaret Atwood, Weren't You?
Well, Yeah, She's Okay, I Guess...
"What democracy means to Canada's greatest author"
- Toronto Star
Chauncey Gardiner Approved This Message
"Get back to roots, Green party founder says"
- Toronto Star
He, Uhh, Couldn't Have Been Very Good At His Job If That's The Case
"A Kamikaze Pilot Tells His Story 70 Years Later"
- New York Times
The Message Is: Peekaboo - I See You!
"Biden sends a message to 'rogue nations'
- Toronto Star
The Students Of Miss Pennebaker's Kindergarten Class Were Surprised
"G7 backs away from making firm climate commitments"
- Toronto Star
Don't Give Your Boyfriend Your Credit Card PIN
"How to avoid revenge spending"
- Toronto Star
With A Strawberry Milkshake?
"Affair with serial cheater ends as you'd expect"
- Toronto Sun
Maybe BOC Should Hire Experts...
"Inflation worries are rising
BoC doesn't mind, but experts are concerned about recent hikes"
- Toronto Star
Taking Each By The Shoulders Will Take Time, But, Man, Will It Be Worth It!
"Trudeau needs to shake up his team"
- Toronto Star
1967
"Leafs are built for the wrong season"
- Toronto Star
He Probably Should Have Used A Lawyer Instead Of A Gun
"SHOT AT FREEDOM
But parole board not hopeful about rapper's release"
- Toronto Sun
The SPCA May Have Something To Say About That
"Crushing Orioles almost too easy"
- Toronto Star
But, They're Still Ists, So There's That...
"Populists in Europe Aren't So Popular"
- New York Times
Unfortunately, There's No Jock Strap For The Homeless
"Let's hope we've learned to protect our vulnerable"
- Toronto Star
Who's Been An Avenatti Boy, Then? That's Right! You! You've Been An Avenatti Boy!
"Stormy Daniels's lawyer Avenatti sentenced in Nike extortion case"
- Toronto Star
It May Seem Radical, But Maybe A New Approach Will Help
"Involve Haiti in any decision on its future, Jean says"
- Toronto Star
Nobody Likes Uninvited Guests
"First it was drought and heat - then the wildfires arrived"
- vToronto Star
Health Canada Warns: Toking Ticks May Be Hazardous To Your Health
"Time to shake it up
Canadian TikToker shares game-changing menu hacks"
- Toronto Sun
Nobody's Eager To Get Out Of The House...Right?
RIGHT?
"Corus optimistic revenue will keep rising as economy reopens"
- Toronto Star
It's The Meliesation Of Space Travel
"Cloud Offers Shortcut To Moon"
- New York Times
Can We Have The Fireworks And Ribs To Celebrate Our Genuine Reflection?
"Trade in fireworks and ribs for genuine reflection"
- Toronto Star
But, Umm. You Know, Not If It's Inconvenient Or Anything, This Being Canada And All...
"Businesses should lead by making vaccines mandatory"
- Toronto Star
"Journalism should reliably reflect reality"
- Toronto Star
"Canada should demand Britain respect Good Friday Agreement"
- Toronto Star
"Leaders should address Canadian bigotry"
- Toronto Star
"More celebrities should hold politicians to account"
- Toronto Star
"In wake of trade-deal, Canada should adopt pro-U.S. stance"
- Toronto Star
"Support for the hardest hit should be our priority"
- Toronto Star
"Opposition parties should help unite us, not divide us"
- Toronto Star
"Drivers should save $150 in insurance: memo
Companies should be passing along $685M in reductions, regulator says"
- Toronto Star
"Police forces across the country should give up their weapons"
- Globe and Mail
"Narcissistic Trump should never have made it into office"
- Toronto Star
"Governments should have helped out Greyhound"
- Toronto Star
"Canada Day dialogue should lead to personal reflection"
- Toronto Star
You Don't Have To Get A Third Dose - That Shit Would Probably Kill You!
"Why feeling unwell after your second dose should give you some peace of mind"
- Globe and Mail
But, One-bite Hotel Bookings Never Satisfy My Hunger!
"Report urges 'bite-sized' tourism until pandemic eases"
- Toronto Star
Oh, I Don't Know - Some Parts Of The Country Seem Quite Unified On The Subject!
"Country split on views of race, racism"
- Toronto Star
"There is no Islamophobia in Canada"
- Toronto Sun
"Trudeau Liberals are flirting with anti-Semitism"
- Toronto Sun
