Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Were Too Drunk To Be Discreet
Headlines Were Too Drunk To Be Discreet
It Might Be Easier For Them To Enjoy Sausage Links
"Going beyond golf's established white, high-earning male base"
- Toronto Star
"Links to the future
For many Indigenous Canadians, golf can provide opportunities economically and bridge cultural divides - when the sport can transcend its 'sordid past with elitism"
- Toronto Star
Those Punctuation Marks Are Soooo Last Century!
Have Your Headline Writers Never Heard Of Emojis?
"'!**@!!! TTC': A century later, riders still not entirely happy"
- Toronto Star
I Would Be More Sympathetic To Your Argument If It Hadn't Been Made In Prose
"Why Poetry Is So Crucial Right Now"
- New York Times
Although Some People Find Setting Themselves On Fire Easier
"Repayment strategy the quickest way to cut debt"
- Toronto Star
Cleaning Its Poop A Teachable Moment
"Massive elephant to be found in the schoolroom"
- Toronto Star
BB And Ray (Almost An Homage To Comedy Legends. Almost)
"O'Toole won't say which guns he'd ban"
- Toronto Star
Canada Will Settle For Leaders Who Stumble Upon The Right Thing Every So Often
Canada Will Get: Leaders Who Can't Quite Control Their Drool When They Smash Things
"Canada needs wise leaders with a strong moral compass"
- Toronto Star
Be A Shame If Something Happened To Them.
If They Just...Broke.
Things Just...Break All The Time.
It'd Be A Real Shame...
"Staycations Are Popular.
Maybe a Bit Too Popular."
- New York Times
Home Prices Apparently Raise Themselves
"Foreign buyers not the problem in our housing crisis"
- Toronto Star
Normal Says: "Take A Picture - It'll Last Longer!"
"Like most, Cineplex eyes return to normal"
- Toronto Star
Nobody Thought The Pretty But Flighty Caucus Would Ever Write Coherent Legislation, Much Less Get It Passed
"Butterflies win in congressional bill"
- Toronto Star
It's Good Training For Parenthood
"Be sure to socialize your new puppy"
- Toronto Star
Unexpected Side Effect Of Combining Jazz And Spongebob Squarepants Theme
"Laser Fusion Experiment Unleashes a Burst of Optimism"
- New York Times
Unfortunately, It's Running A Distant Third Behind Greed And Stupidity
"In a time of climate crisis, nature needs your vote"
- Toronto Star
STEP ONE: Elect An Indigenous Government
"How our next government can heal Indigenous ties"
- Toronto Star
So, Death Threats Are Unacceptable?
Well, There Goes My Tuesday!
"Heckling is a Canadian tradition, but it has limits"
- Toronto Star
They're Not Trivial For Voters, Either
"Stakes high for parties"
- Toronto Star
You Wouldn't Like The Bees In Our Brains When They're Angry...
"36 films that shook our hive"
- Toronto Star
Aah, So Supply And Demand Curves Do Apply To SOME Labour Markets
"Hedge funds pay $300K to get best graduates"
- Toronto Star
Ask: "Have We Been Taken To The North Pole By Mistake? You Know We Don't Believe In Santa Clause, Don't You?"
"New Refugees Face a Colder U.S. Welcome"
- New York Times
Said The Split Was Amicable
(None Of Their Friends Believed Them)
"Interest and inflation have gone separate ways"
- Toronto Star
Marinate Privilege in Steak Sauce And Rage Overnight
Cook At A High Temperature Until Violence Comes To A Boil
"Vaccine mandates are a recipe for social unrest"
- Toronto Star
That's Humanity For You: Always Kicking The Can Down The Street
"Emotional decisions can lead to regret"
- Toronto Star
"The quest to beat the next pandemic can't start soon enough"
- Toronto Star
"Growth is slowing, StatCan reports
Data show economy can quickly bounce back after lockdowns, expert says"
- Toronto Star
"Can't call nurses heroes and then limit their pay hike"
- Toronto Star
"Mountains That Can Keep Their Own Secrets"
- New York Times
"Don't be ageist in assuming seniors can't use the internet"
- Toronto Star
"Disappointed Ontario has own climate plan in mind
Province argues it can fight emissions, protect economy at the same time"
- Toronto Star
"Barbers, salons ask why they can't open
Businesses question why massages are OK, but haircuts are still off limits"
- Toronto Star
"No rule can tell you when, or whether, to get a divorce"
- Toronto Star
"Tesla: Even the electric-car maker's biggest fans can't bear to swallow the bullish scenario"
- Globe and Mail
"When it cares, state can act pretty fast"
- Toronto Star
"Owners can't control pit bulls' unpredictable aggression"
- Toronto Star
"Mutual funds can offer benefits ETFs have yet to match"
- Toronto Star
"'Success cannot be obtained without struggle"
- Toronto Star
"Pandemic has disconnected us from those casual conversations
The random interactions that bind us to our communities can also make us healthier"
- Toronto Star
"Ottawa can't take middle road on reconciliation"
- Toronto Star
If The Right Gets Its Way, Rare Whooping Coughs Will, Too
"Rare whooping cranes fly again"
- Toronto Star
On The Other Hand, If You Die Of COVID, Infertility Will Be The Least Of Your Problems
"COVID shot won't make you infertile"
- Toronto Star
Although, Given Their Resources, It Landed More Like A Gentle Tap On The Shoulder
"Climate Change Hits the Rich"
- New York Times
Police Officers Were Wearing Asbestos Uniforms At The Time
"Woman arrested in house fire"
- Toronto Star
But, I Really Needed 27 Crates Of Hair Spray!
"Are you revenge spending? Don't make matters worse"
- Toronto Star
But, It's In The Charter Of Rights And Freedoms, Right After The Clause About My Right To Make Smoothies Out Of Black-footed Ferrets!
"Your 'right' to be unvaccinated doesn't trump my health"
- Toronto Star
Safe Passage Into A War Zone Isn't All That Safe
"Quebec students to wear masks, but not in the classroom
Coverings required on buses and in common areas inside schools"
- Toronto Star
At Least We'll Have A Movie To Bear Witness When They're Gone
"For Amish, it's God's will and herd immunity"
- Toronto Star
And, Unlike Parks, They Keep Out The Riff Raff!
"Golf courses supply vital green space for the city"
- Toronto Star
