Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Didn’t Ask, But Got Told Anyway
Headlines Didn’t Ask, But Got Told Anyway
Sure! And, I Hear It’s A Great Cure For COVID, Too!
“Can I drink collagen for better skin?”
- Toronto Star
Political Bravery
We Could Be Waiting A Long Time
A Looooooooong Time
A Very Long Time
“Vaccine mandates work. What are we waiting for?”
- Toronto Star
Parliament Will Be Boring Until The People’s Party Of Canada Elects Some Members
“Why would anyone want to change the electoral system?”
- Toronto Star
Men Have A Monopoly On High Fives
“Why do women face gossip when it ends?”
- Toronto Star
It Became Irrelevant When Holmes Went Off Rickenbacker Falls
“What Happened To IBM’s Watson?”
- New York Times
In-laws Have Notoriously Thin Skins When It Comes To Snarky Comments In Balloons Over Their Heads
“A pop-up wedding? Sure, why not?”
- Toronto Star
Sure: Shuffle The Decks And Find Somebody Less Complex
“Should I move on from my ex who refused sex?”
- Toronto Star
You Know What They Always Say: Two Vuongs Don’t Make A Wright
Okay, Maybe Nobody Has Ever Said That, But They Will Now!
“Why did Liberals wait so long to repudiate Vuong?”
- Toronto Star
To Lower Expectations
“Kids routinely vaxxed, so why raise objections?”
- Toronto Star
Six Of One...
“Is a four-day work week a high-five model?”
- Toronto Star
It Depends On How Much Inflation Turns Them On
“How soon will interest rates rise?”
- Toronto Star
Leo: Time To Let Go Of Mystery That Happened Before You Were Born
“Is Zodiac finally cracked?
Or is supposed breakthrough just another red herring?”
- Toronto Sun
That’s The Beauty Of Our Politics: One Party Leader Is Out Of Touch With The Lives Of Ordinary Canadians, The Other Doesn’t Care About Them
“Will Trudeau get serious on inequality?”
- Toronto Star
Bacon
It’s Magical
“How do I win back a friend of 30 years?”
- Toronto Star
If They Do It Nicely...
“Can police ask you to sign away your right to protest?”
- Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? Dead Soldiers Beat Live Indigenous People Any Holiday Of The Week!
“Would PM ever vacation on Remembrance Day?”
- Toronto Star
Bicycle Tire Inflater
(I Was Going To Say Drench Them In Syrup And Let Nature Do The Rest, But That Would Just Be Cruel...To The Squirrels)
“How do I get rid of crepey arms?”
- Toronto Star
Dumb As Glurg Barggle Duuuuuuuh
“How dumb can a nation get and still survive?”
- Washington Post
They Like Leeches – Leeches Work For Them
“Do anti-vaxxers distrust all modern medical care?”
- Toronto Star
Sorry – I Did Not Intend To Comment On The Opening Of The Border
I Cannot Control When My Eyes Do That
“The border is opening. But should you cross?”
- Toronto Star
The MPP Meant Well
“MPP made a liar of Ford, so why should we trust him?”
- Toronto Star
A Little Thing We Like To Call Eminent Domain...
“Why would owners of Hwy. 407 be willing to sell?”
- Toronto Star
Umm, Just About Everybody, Including All Major Publishers
“Who says you need an agent?”
- Writer’s Digest
It Got Crushed In The Soft Drink Wars
“They hoped for a new orange wave. Why didn’t it happen?”
- Toronto Star
Put The Money Towards Having A Second Meal A Day
“How can I reduce investment fees, taxes?”
- Toronto Star
Not Until You Asked – Thanks For That!
“Worried about microplastics?”
- Toronto Star
It’s Better Than Having To Deal With Them On Earth
“Why do we celebrate the ultra rich going into space?”
- Toronto Star
Absolutely! If We Elect Enough, The Country Could Get To Full Employment!
“Does Canada really need more members in Commons?”
- Toronto Star
Your Most Conniving Relatives Find A Way
“What happens if you die without a will?”
- Toronto Star
Seventy Years Of Steps Back, One Step Forward
“Whither the future of the Conservative party?”
- Toronto Star
Can You Have Babies With Your Car?
Technology Is Evolving Way Too Fast For My Taste!
“At long last, I am in love. Is it time for a baby?”
- Toronto Star
Why? Has It Dropped In The Annual University Funkadelic Ratings?
“Has Laurentian University ‘lost its soul?’”
- Toronto Star
Because The Econometric Models Say You Will, And Who Are You To Argue With Math?
“Why support business that don’t support our safety?”
- Toronto Star
I Refuse To Answer That Question On The Grounds That It May Impoverish Me
“Which of your pandemic benefits will Ottawas get rid of?”
- Toronto Star
