Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Never Cheated On You With Your Best Friend - And Anybody Who Says Otherwise Better Be Prepared To Become A Headline!
Headlines Never Cheated On You With Your Best Friend -
And Anybody Who Says Otherwise Better Be Prepared To Become A Headline!
"Are They Even Trying To Get our Vote‽" Albertans Wonder
"COVID-19
No new cases in Tory caucus"
- Toronto Star
You Don't Know How Politics Works, Do You?
"Climate change rhetoric no substitute for action"
- Toronto Star
Never Having To Say You're Sorry
"What 'Structural Racism' Really Means"
- New York Times
You Really Don't Know How Politics Works, Do You?
"No time for 'no-brain' ideas in climate crisis"
- Toronto Star
You Really, Really Don't Know How Politics - Wait. Where Have I Heard This Before?
"Ford's highway plan contravenes climate goals"
- Toronto Star
PRO TIP: It Ain't Gonna Happen With Short-term Thinking
"Time to end the long-term-care nightmare"
- Toronto Star
Merv Will Be Getting The Car And The Drug Company
Martha Will Be Getting The House And The Baby Care Products
"Johnson & Johnson to split into two"
- Toronto Star
British Voters Looking Forward To Seeing Johnson's Backside
"Johnson Sees Upside to Shortages"
- New York Times
Claimed She Was Finally Getting The Hang Of It
"Woman charged with pretending to be a nurse for the second time"
- Toronto Star
Then Why Make Such A Statement?
"Now's not the time for nonsense"
- Toronto Star
And It's In Arial
"The writing is on the wall for cursive"
- Toronto Star
You Don't Have To Be A Divinity To Mourn The COP26 Cop-out
"The climate gods are angry about COP26"
- Toronto Star
You'll Know It's The End Because You Won't Be Around To Know It's The End
"Evading one crisis after another
It feels like the end of the world these days in B.C. But it's only the beginning"
- Toronto Star
Serve It With Apple Jelly Instead Of Sour Grapes
"A New Approach to Border Policy"
- New York Times
Sounds Kinky! (Don't Tell Me What it Really Is - I Already Have Too Much Disappointment To Deal With These Days)
"Leaf-peeping expedition was unique and romantic"
- Toronto Star
It's Actually A Battery Powered Dutch Elm Tree With A Speech Impediment
"Apple pie 'with a twist'"
- Toronto Star
That's Progress...I...Guess...
"Lesbians get trash reality TV representation"
- Toronto Star
Convincing The Doctor To Drill A Hole In My Head Was The Hard Part
"How I Became Open-Minded"
- New York Times
And We Have That Toenail Fungus That's All The Rage Among Oldies Radio Station Ad Sales Reps These Days
"Canada's barely a footnote in Biden agenda"
- Toronto Star
I Would Be Happy To Be Shortchanged By A Tenth Of That Amount!
Justin - Call Me!
"Ottawa, Ontario to negotiate deal next week, insiders say
Ford says province is being 'shortchanged' by federal offer of $10.2 billion"
- Toronto Star
Rural Albertans Have Guns Named Betsy That Would Beg To Disagree
"Mayoralty wins a testament to Albert's racial tolerance"
- Toronto Star
It's Amazing The Lengths People Will Go To Deny Systemic Racism
"A Crisis Caused by Cotton Totes"
- New York Times
The Tricky Part Of Self-pardoning Is Getting Elected In The First Place
"Gadhafi's son to run for president
One-time heir of late Libyan leader still wanted for role in 2011 uprising"
- Toronto Star
Are We Capitalizing RANDOM WORDS Now? Sounds LIKE Fun!
"This EYE MASK gives new meaning to BEAUTY SLEEP"
- Toronto Star
Unfortunately, Other Armed Vigilantes Likely Not To See It That Way
"Kyle Rittenhouse's not-guilty verdict should not be a green light for other armed vigilantes"
- Washington Post
Actually, It Was Clear From The Start Of The Season
What Is Now Clear Is That The Team Doesn't Have It
"After 20 games, need for consistency is clear"
- Toronto Star
Experts May Not, But Theresa May
"Orbit Room owner may give it another spin"
- Toronto Star
"Climate change denial may sink Conservatives"
- Toronto Star
"AT LEAST FOUR CANADIANS 'MAY BE AFFECTED' BY FLORIDA CONDO COLLAPSE: GLOBAL AFFAIRS CANADA"
- Globe and Mail
"Pandemic may stall Canada's declining poverty rate, experts warn"
- Toronto Star
"Pollsters may never know what happened"
- Toronto Star
What Are Jet Fuels Going To Do? Buy The Locket They And Climate Found Window Shopping And Give It To Global Warming?
"Cleaner Jet Fuels Could Hurt Climate"
- New York Times
We Need A Bigger Mallet
And I Know Just The Heads To Bring It Down On
"Whack-a-virus game won't work for long"
- Toronto Star
To Be Fair, Human Rights Activists Had Been Sounding Alarms About China Long Before Donald Trump Entered Politics
"Calls mount for diplomatic boycott
Canada must not send dignitaries for Games over human rights concerns, legislators say"
- Toronto Star
TMI Is Not MIA
"A.I. Is Not A-OK"
- New York Times
As Did The Architects Of The Deal...To Investors...Privately
"Job losses to follow merger, critics say"
- Toronto Star
Better Get Used To Gridlock, Then
"Political courage will be needed to fix transit woes"
- Toronto Star
