Headlines Couldn't Evade the Question

The Fact That You Can Ask Such A Question Shows That You Have No Idea How Free Dumb Works!

"Why is one person able to put the rest of us at risk?" - Toronto Star

Ask A Homeless Person

"Was Ford's rent control plan worth it?" - Toronto Star

Ones They Don't Have To Wear At Home

"Which masks will best protect your children?" - Toronto Star

 Hand Gestures Are Obviously Not Enough To Get The Government's Attention
The Virus Should Have Shouted...Or Posted A Message To Instagram

"Ottawa missed four waves of warnings
As Omicron drives fifth wave, could federal government have done more to prepare?" - Toronto Star

Absolutely! Just Ask The Average Oligarch In The Street!

"Is Russia 'stronger than ever'?" - Toronto Star

 The Communist Party Of China
They Know Everything
And Even If They Don't, Who Is Going To Argue With Them?

"Who knows what future holds for Chinese hockey?" - Toronto Star

His Base Won't Let Him

"Why doesn't O'Toole act like leader he wants to be?" - Toronto Star

 Dance The Funky Chicken
That'll Teach...Somebody...Something...

"When call spoofers pull a number on you, what can you do?" - Toronto Star

Watch And Learn, Friend. Watch And Learn

"We'd like to 'remain vigilant,' but how, exactly?" - Toronto Star

Ain't Enough Tums In The World To Deal With THAT Bellyache!

"Is history repeating itself for Russia?" - Toronto Star

And Should We Be Discussing It In A Family Newspaper?

"What is 'French woman style' now?" - Toronto Star

In Solitary

"Where's the outcry over prison deaths?" - Toronto Star

 YESTERDAY (Anti-vaxxers)
TODAY (Normal Citizens)
And TOMORROW (Medical Professionals)

"When should restrictions be lifted? - Toronto Star

Freedom

"What is Freedom Convoy fighting?" - Toronto Star

Trying To Crack Down On Them In Bars Would Just Be Silly

"Why crack down on kids in an Annex playground?" - Toronto Star

Only If You Follow It Up By Losing The Key To The Attic

"Should you lock in your mortgage rate?" - Toronto Star

Boy, It Took No Time At All For That Fishwrap To Stink!

"Even if he wins, can O'Toole stay?" - Toronto Star

 Are We Done With The Old Squid Game So Soon?
I Can't Keep Up With The Cultural Whiplash!

"Is Netflix's All of Us Are Dead the new Squid Game?" - Globe and Mail

The Math Doesn't Support It

"Is it time to lift plane requirements?" - Toronto Star

 As Long As They Don't Try To Hit It With Their Batons
The Reflex Doesn't Always Serve Them Well

"Should police on horseback ride into sunset?" - Toronto Star

That They'll Lose Respect For Their Parents

"What is there to fear in teaching kids the basics of anti-racism?" - Toronto Star

 Have You Looked In Your Closet?
(Where Is Obviousman When You Need Him?)

"Where can I find pants that aren't too long for me?" - Toronto Star

When Mel Gibson Decides On Doing A Sequel

"When will we talk about what Ukraine wants?" - Toronto Star

Almost As Important As CPR Testing, Not As Important As PBJ Testing

"How important is PCR testing now?" - Toronto Star

It's Easier Than Getting Off The Couch

"Why is everyone talking about movement?" - Toronto Star

They'll Eat You Out Of House And Retirement Funds

"Can the kids destroy savings?" - Toronto Star

No Good Policy Goes Unpunished

"We're vaccinated so anti-vaxxers can be boors?" - Toronto Star

Sure, If You Don't Mind Living In Half A Bedroom And Using Two Fifths Of A Kitchen

"BITE-SIZED OWNERSHIP Entering Canada's real estate market is an uphill battle. Is fractional investing the way to go?" - Toronto Star

I Don't Know - Nuns Have Been Wearing Them For Hundreds Of Years...

"Could charging for food waste change habits?" - Toronto Star

It Depends On Whom You Stole It From

"Is it bad luck to gift vintage jewelry?" - Toronto Star

Aww, Do We Have To? The Soles Are Thin, And They Crush Our Toes, And They Give Off A Faint Aroma Of Despair - Could We Just Run A Mile Along The Border Of Gaza In Our Balenciaga Triple S Sneakers?

"Can Israelis try to walk a mile in Palestinian shoes?" - Toronto Star

In Delible Ink

"Rising to the challenge
Stories can build movements. How can we write history to meet this pivotal moment?" - Toronto Star