Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Hate Cheap Sentiment, But It's All They Can Afford
Headlines Hate Cheap Sentiment, But It's All They Can Afford
Going Full Fascist Is Not An Opportunity - It's A Beaver Extinction Level Event!
"Firing O'Toole an opportunity, not a crisis"
- Toronto Star
You Know What They Say: What Doesn't Kill You Makes Your Country Weaker
"Veering right could destroy the Tories"
- Toronto Star
But Let's Leave Vladimir Putin's Ego Out Of This
"Ukraine may be a wild card for the inflation-obsessed"
- Globe and Mail
Paving The Way For The Beaver Extinction Denialists To Seize Control Of The Country!
"Leader: O'Toole's moves to push party to centre, including deficit-spending advocacy, angered some MPs"
- Globe and Mail
It Has Doubled The Number Of Snow Plows On The Streets To Six
Lay In Supplies - It's Gonna Be A Long Winter
"City more prepared for this snowstorm, it says"
- Toronto Star
Thanks For The Advice, Nameless Headline Writer!
"Big ambitions, but where to start?"
- Toronto Star
"Make a plan, clear your debt"
- Toronto Star
Fair Is Fair: The Private Sector Does That All The Time!
"Public service must own up to mistakes"
- Toronto Star
How Soon Is Later?
I Mean, Are We Talking Keynesian Later, Here?
"Sooner or later we're going to have to pay"
- Toronto Star
How Badly Will Its Feelings Be Hurt If I Don't?
"Say hello to the gas station of the future"
- Globe and Mail
In These Tense Times, We Could All Use Extra Rest
"In some ways, this snoozefest wasn't so bad"
- Toronto Star
"That Used To Be Our Line!" Pentagon Pouts
Perhaps A New Superpower Confrontation Script Should Be Written...
"Lessons from Russia-U.S. talks over Ukraine
Kremlin says its troops are only deployed on a training mission with 'no intentions' to attack"
- Toronto Star
It's Like Putting Two Scorpions In A Bottle, But Without The Air Of Companionable Bonhomie
"Beer and Talk as Camels Wrestle"
- New York Times
When You Say Fringes, Do You Mean The National Post and CTV News?
"Anti-vaxxers say they're fighting for freedom. The price they're paying is increasingly high
From health-care taxes to vaccine passports to employer mandates, the costs of avoiding the jab are growing. But while these pressure tactics are persuading some unvaccinated Canadians, others are moving to the fringes of society"
- Toronto Star
Right Insists It's Time To Force Labour
"Overdue debt on a steady rise"
- Toronto Star
Meet The New Normal, Same As The Old Normal
"Ontario needs to plan for a normal fall"
- Toronto Star
"'Getting back to normal' is something to cheer about"
- Toronto Star
"A normal supply chain? It's 'unlikely' in 2022, experts say"
- Globe and Mail
"Ukrainians try to live like normal
Many have no plans to leave despite looming violence. Others have packed"
- Toronto Star
"Navigating our new 'new normal'
Officials struggle to adapt to version of virus that is both more transmissible and less deadly"
- Toronto Star
That Was Stan Lee's Plan
"Decades Of Research Result In a Marvel"
- New York Times
Choose Sucking A Lemon, Russia Warns US
"Choose diplomacy, U.S. warns Russia"
- Toronto Star
Premier's Thumb On Scales For Getting The Brats Out Of The House
And The Fords Are Known For Their Thick Fingers!
"High schools could be first to reopen
Province weighing vaccination rates for different age groups"
- Toronto Star
They Should Be Kept So Busy With Each Other That They Won't Hassle The Public For Years To Come
"Quebec to train officers to deal with people in mental crisis"
- Toronto Star
Parents Have A Right To Have A Say In Their Children's Education, But We Didn't Promise Them That It Would Be An Informed Say...
"Province counts on rapid tests, masks
Schools to report daily absences, but not COVID cases"
- Toronto Star
That's One Method Of Dealing With A Worker Shortage, I Suppose
Although At That Price, You Might Want To Rethink The Common Wisdom That It Is Cheaper Than Giving Workers A Living Wage...
"Demand for worker robots surged across continent in 2021
North American companies in a range of sectors spent more than $2-billion for almost 40,000 machines last year"
- Globe and Mail
Before Or After It's $50 Billion Loss?
Because One Of Those Options Is Not The Best Business Decision...
"The goal? Be Netflix of gaming"
- Toronto Star
The Film Could Open Up New Visitas On The Event
"Doc revists Canada-USSR faceoff"
- Toronto Star
Confronting It Hasn't, Either
"Ignoring antisemitism hasn't made it go away"
- Toronto Star
The Biggest Since...Last Year
"A big year for climate policy"
- Toronto Star
You Can't Get Blood From A Stone You've Vaporized So You Could Get At The Oil Underneath
"Canada needs to be more efficient"
- Toronto Star
The Fact That Donald Trump Hasn't Sued Him Yet Is A Testament To How Many Legal Actions The Former President Already Has Pending
"Damien Hirst, Always Pushing Art of the Deal"
- New York Times
I Don't Know...I'm Chaotic Neutral And She's Lawful Good
Is There A Potion Of Temporary Financial Alignment We Could Use?
"Reach your dreams together by becoming financially aligned"
- Toronto Star
