Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Lost More Because Of The Latest Software Update Than They Could Bear
Headlines Lost More Because Of The Latest Software Update Than They Could Bear
What A Waste Of Made Up Vitriolic Shit That Would Be!
"Tories wonder if Trudeau wants out
Conservatives, worried PM will exit politics after NDP deal, may change campaign strategies"
- Toronto Star
What, And Let Our Shareholders Starve?
"Record profit in oil, gas should be used to fight climate change"
- Toronto Star
First Step Would Be To Get The Juicy Fruit Off Its Nose
"Canada looking to 'walk and chew gum at the same time'"
- Toronto Star
Only Those Who Have Been Paying Attention
"Some worry it's too early to lift rules"
- Toronto Star
Mother Earth Has Daddy Issues
"Climate Change Enters Therapy"
- New York Times
By Way Of Contrast, Every Day Is Skating By Day
"Skating days down by a third since the 1980s"
- Toronto Star
1. Don't Fail
2.-10. See 1.
"Ten timeless principles of success"
- Toronto Star
You Think? Just Don't Watch Us!
"We can't neglect those dealing with addiction"
- Toronto Star
Absolutely Right ...Why Doesn't He?
"Ford should listen to medical experts"
- Toronto Star
That Was A Quick Answer!
"Ford puts election ahead of health"
- Toronto Star
The World Is A Huge Mess At The Moment - They're Going To Have To Be More Specific
"UN demands stop to offensive"
- Toronto Star
Although There's No Real Mystery About Who Will Clean Up The Mess
"Impact of food fight remains unknown"
- Toronto Star
Perhaps, But Some Of Us Are Better Oiled Than Others
"We're all unhinged, so roll with it"
- Toronto Star
I Know What All The Words Mean Individually, But Put Together Like This They're Just Gibberish!
"Good news from Ottawa"
- Toronto Star
Better Than The Unintell That Has Lead In The Recent Past
"Believing That Intel Can Again Lead"
- New York Times
Denial Has That Affect On People
"Workers feel good about coming months"
- Toronto Star
Men's Rights Groups Have Been Working On It For Decades
"Flip the script on International Women's Day"
- Toronto Star
But Being 23% More Efficient Than The Old Normal, The Business Community Loves It
"'New normal' divides society"
- Toronto Star
You Ask Me, It's Typical Political Monkee Business
"The last trains from Kyiv"
- Toronto Star
Response To It, Not So Much
"Deal a sign of maturity"
- Toronto Star
Before Conventional Economic Policy Breaks Us?
Too Late
"It's time to break with conventional economic policy"
- Toronto Star
Well, Aren't You Just A Ray Of Darkness?
"Shifting sunshine is just shifting problems"
- Toronto Star
Good To Know Somebody Is Learning!
"Ontario universities to keep mask and vaccine mandates"
- Toronto Star
1. If You Sell At A Lower Price Than You Bought, You Will Lose Money
2. Don't Do 1.
"Basic investing concepts in a nutshell"
- Toronto Star
He Thinks His Hair Is The Height Of Fashion
"The Brutal Truth About Boris Johnson"
- New York Times
And Just When We Found Something To Do With Our Hands!
"Zelenskyy needs help, not applause"
- Toronto Star
Suck It Up!
Nobody Likes A Needy Headline!
"Tories need a winning strategy
- Toronto Star
"Birds need protection from window strikes"
- Toronto Star
"Throne speech needs action behind words"
- Toronto Star
"PM needs to work on trust in government"
- Toronto Star
"Action is needed, before it's too late"
- Toronto Star
"Stronger protections needed for gig workers"
- Toronto Star
But Since Politicians Haven't, We'll Have To Wait For The Next Lesson
It Shouldn't Be More Than Two Or Three Weeks...
"Province firm on ending school mask mandates
Boards have no authority to extend rule, officials say"
- Toronto Star
"It's time to learn lessons of COVID"
- Toronto Star
But It's More Likely It Will Lead To Increasingly Autocratic Governments
"Oil greed may drive a switch to fuel-efficient cars"
- Toronto Star
That's What Conservatives Get For Shooting Their Mouths Off
"Expect gun debate to heat up
Tory position will probably be attack fodder for Liberals"
- Toronto Star
Imagine Their Effect On Consumers!
"Price hikes have some experts worried"
- Toronto Star
And Don't Social Programmes Know It!
"National security has a price"
- Toronto Star
Killing People's Dreams Is Universally Entertaining
"These judges pledge to have an edge
'Canada's Got Talent' returns to TV after a decade away, and although they're Canadian, don't expect anyone to say 'sorry'"
- Toronto Star
You Better Try And Catch It!
That Joke Would Have Been Better If I Had Been Able To Deliver It On The Phone
"Nose running? Here are some tips to manage allergies"
- Toronto Star
Oh, Give The Other Captains A Break!
"Kirk hoping to catch on again"
- Toronto Star
The Common Moron Is Already Puking On His Unmasked Friends At A Ball Game
"Common sense says to continue wearing a mask"
- Toronto Star
