Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Have Been There, Stunned That, What's Drecks?
Headlines Have Been There, Stunned That, What's Drecks?
Not To Worry, The Provincial Government Has Everything Under Control
When We Stop Counting The Number Of COVID Deaths, We'll No Longer Be Reminded Of The Pandemic
"'She was supposed to make a comeback'
Steady stream of COVID-19 deaths in Ontario a constant reminder that the pandemic isn't over"
- Toronto Star
Not Sure What You Mean - They're Already Gilded Age-Friendly
"Cities face need to become 'age-friendly'"
- Toronto Star
It Would Have Been Quite A Coincidence For Three People To Decide To Shoot Up The Same Mall On The Same Day
Although, Given The Frequency Of Mass Shootings In America, Perhaps The Odds Favouring It Have Grown Substantially Over Time...
"Dozens injured in shooting at busy mall
Authorities detain three armed suspects, believe attack was not random"
- Toronto Star
Three Of Them Had To Do With My Personality!
"Best teeth ever
I transformed my smile with these four products"
- Toronto Star
Given How Many Nows We've Missed, Our Timetable Should Be Clear
"'It's now or never' on the climate"
- Toronto Star
Is He Even Trying To Win?
"Macron touts climate record to voters"
- Toronto Star
They Don't Want To Do It
"Banks net-zero lending goal hits snag in Canada"
- Toronto Star
When Headlines Get Philosophical, Philosophers Should Head For The Unemployment Line
"He's been a real boon for publishing
Trump's election saw a flood of books, all asking, "What happened?"
- Toronto Star
"Was he just another guy at a bar, or was there real love potential?"
- Toronto Star
"The real price of oil"
- Globe and Mail
"Trump has a real knack for bringing Canada together"
- Toronto Star
"Has the chance to invest in real estate gone out the window for now?"
- Globe and Mail
"I'm divorced. Will I find a real partner?"
- Toronto Star
"Setting their finances on FIRE
Is achieving financial independence to retire early a real possibility for people?"
- Toronto Star
"The real Putin-Trump problem"
- Globe and Mail
Pundits Surprised He Didn't Admit That Sanctions Were Tanking The Russian Economy
Journalism Watchdogs Not Surprised Pundits Were Surprised
"Putin says 'economic blitz has failed'"
- Toronto Star
Frogger Was A Documentary!
"Frogs biggest casualties of highways"
- Toronto Star
How Can I When The Words I Want To Use Are Not On The Ballot?
"Tell Ford exactly what you think of him come June 2"
- Toronto Star
Unlike The Guaranteed Future The Rest Of The World Faces?
"France faced with uncertain future"
- Toronto Star
Wants To Know How It Got In There
"Amazon CEO eyes warehouse safety"
- Toronto Star
They Obviously Earned Their Law Degrees From The School Of GMC
"WHAT VOTERS MIGHT BE PICKING UP
Why Conservatives are using the truck as a symbol for a life they argue Trudeau can't relate to"
- Toronto Star
The Common Moron Still Thinks Catching A Debilitating Illness Will Be Fun
"Wearing a mask continues to be common sense"
- Toronto Star
When They Could Have Had A V-8 (Pronounced: Vay Huit)!
"In French Vote, Choosing Between Fear and Anger"
- New York Times
Every Woman Wishes Them Well And Assures Them They'll Be Waiting (Fully Masked) When The Men Get Out Of The Hospital
"'EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF'
How Ontarians are navigating daily life in a pandemic wave void of health and safety guidelines"
- Toronto Star
THEY GET WORSE‽
"Don't judge all cryptocurrency by Bitcoin"
- Toronto Star
They've Got To Give Boomers Something To Look Forward To In The Afterlife
"There's lots of talk of getting things done
From Queen's Park to Ottawa to Washington, politicians are pledging they'll do more...later"
- Toronto Star
Second Duck Returns As A Frustration; Goose Returns As A Fleeting Sense Impression
"Duck and Cover Returns as a Fear"
- New York Times
Doesn't Specify What It Is, Leaving Readers With Too Many Possibilities To Choose From
"Low-income Canadians at most risk: report"
- Toronto Star
Don't Know Which Is Worse: Claiming The Idea Was Their Own Or Admitting They "Borrowed" It From The Liberals
"Tories borrow your money to buy your vote"
- Toronto Star
But Nobody Is Demanding It Change Its Name - So Unfair!
"Harvard admits links to slavery"
- Toronto Star
The Common Moron Will Get Right On That...
Soon...
Ish...
"Ontario needs common sense"
- Toronto Star
Their Poop Could Be An Attempt To Foul Up The Gears Of Civilization
Yes! Yes, Its All Starting To Make Sense, Now!
"Seagulls Could Be Alien Spies Sent To Watch Us, UFO Expert Claims"
- The Mirror
They'll Claim To Be The Greatest Diers In History On Endless Pay-per-view Specials
"How boomers will change the way we die"
- Toronto Star
His Followers Are Firm Believers In Common Sense
"Understanding the appeal of Poilievre"
- Toronto Star
His Slapping Hand Must Be Really Tired!
"Will Smith hurt all other Will Smiths"
- Toronto Star
Not To Worry, The Provincial Government Has Everything Under Control
When We Stop Counting The Number Of COVID Deaths, We'll No Longer Be Reminded Of The Increase In Sick Kids
"Hospitals prepare for more sick kids
Doctors expect rise in cases caused by new Omicron subvariant, end of restrictions in Ontario"
- Toronto Star
