Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Hate To Be a Bother, But Would You Mind Putting That Fire Out?
Headlines Hate To Be a Bother, But Would You Mind Putting That Fire Out?
Labour Elephants Never Forget
"Lagging wages are hurting employment
Data shows a million positions overlooked by Canadians who 'don't want to work for peanuts'"
- Toronto Star
Given How Foolish We Are As Individuals, How Could Anybody Expect Anything Else?
"How foolish we humans are as a species"
- Toronto Star
If You Can Make It There...
"N.Y. declares polio emergency"
- Toronto Star
If He Really Wants To Fight Inflation, The Minister Should Consider Hiring Math Tutors For His Cabinet Mates
"Finance minister hints at support to fight inflation
Province boosting help for parents to hire math tutors"
- Toronto Star
It's True That COVID Continues To Take Far Too Many Lives
But, Uhh, That's Not What You're Talking About, Is It?
"No break for reaper
Cops busy as crashes pile up over weekend"
- Toronto Sun
It's Not As Easy As You Might Think - There Are A Lot Of Made Up Parameters And Imaginary Constraints To Consider
"Solving a problem that doesn't exist"
- Toronto Star
Bruce Cockburn Was A Prophet!
"The 'new normal' is crushing too many moms"
- Toronto Star
"Financial signs hint at return to normal"
- Toronto Star
"'Full steam heading toward a dead end'
Muscovites seek 'a sense of normal' as worst fighting in Europe since Second World War rages on"
- Toronto Star
"Back to class, back to normal?"
- Toronto Sun
"This school year a 'return to normal,' Lecce vows"
- Toronto Star
"Lecce should lead charge to a return to 'normal'"
- Toronto Star
"A dozen picks
TIFF serves up another cinema feast as it strives to return to normal"
- Toronto Star
"'We have to ensure this is not the new normal'
Toronto leaders face a rising tide of rage, abuse and threats"
- Toronto Star
Argue: "Good Walls Make Good Neighbours"
"Autocrats Critical of Gorbachev"
- New York Times
* Except For Teachers...And Nurses...And...
"Tories take to parades across Ontario
MPPs' participation part of premier's push to be most labour-friendly government since 1970s"
- Toronto Star
Actually, I Kind Of Think It Is...
"Free speech not a permit to say anything you like"
- Toronto Star
There Are A Lot Of People With A Lot Of Time On Their Hands Who Might Disagree With The Bank Of Canada's Assessment
"Unemployment rate hits 5.4% in August
Third straight month of job losses in Canada as economy slows"
- Toronto Star
"No choice but to keep raising rates"
- Toronto Star
Ongoing Spiking The Ball Before You Reach The End Zone Situation Needs To End
"Washington NFL team vows to review name"
- Globe and Mail
"Edmonton's CFL team to talk to Inuit about name"
- Globe and Mail
Unfortunately, Intellectual Whiplash Is The Only Strategy We've Got
"End COVID border measures"
- Toronto Star
"Pretending COVID is over is a bad strategy"
- Toronto Star
It Depends On The Question
For Example, Not Sure It Works For "Who Won The Battle Of 1812?"
"Public health care always the answer"
- Toronto Star
On The Bright Side, It Doesn't Bode Well For The Country, Either
"Landslide Poilievre win bad news for Liberals"
- Toronto Star
The Band That Recorded "Let Forever Be" Has Faded Into Obscurity Without Anybody's Help, Thanks
"The Search for a Way to Destroy Forever Chemicals"
- New York Times
Victims Of Colonialism Who Refuse To Participate Just Being Heartless Bastards
"World united in grief for Queen Elizabeth"
- Toronto Star
AOC Begs To Differ
"BoC 'feels inflation may have peaked'"
- Toronto Star
From The Burden Of Having To Govern Ourselves?
"The monarchy protected us"
- Toronto Star
The $3.25 In Your Bank Account Can Beat The Major Developers If You Know The Right Peop - Oh, Wait, They Know The Right People, Too, Don't They?
"Bidding on city projects should be open to all"
- Toronto Star
WHY WOULD WE IMPROVE AI BEARS? THEY'RE WATCHING FOR WEAKNESS!
"Improving A.I. Bears Watching"
- New York Times
Time To Call In An Exorcist
"Elizabeth endures in Kapuskasing"
- Toronto Star
But They Give Us Such A Crop Yield High!
"Breaking our addiction to chemical fertilizers"
- Toronto Star
Says He Can't Release Results For Privacy Reasons
You'll Just Have To Trust His Honest Face
"Fortin says he had a polygraph test
Major general denies sexually assaulting fellow student while in military college"
- Toronto Star
Thaaaaaat Was An Unfortunate Choice Of Verbs
"Groceries eating up household budgets"
- Toronto Star
What Was The Address Of The Nearest Food Bank Again?
"If region succeeds, we all succeed"
- Toronto Star
But...How Will We Be Able To Miss Them If They Don't?
"The monarchy is not going away"
- Toronto Star
So...Love Isn't The Drug?
"No easy fix for Ontario's hospital crisis"
- Toronto Star
Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast!
"Thanks for spot-on take about Tim Hortons 'coffee'"
- Toronto Star
"Thank you for exposing unsavoury truth about Ford"
- Toronto Star
Some Popular Television Shows Do Not Stand Up To Repeated Viewing
"SIU clears officers in fatal shooting"
- Toronto Star
It Starts By Gettingcreative With Headlinewriting
"Getting creative about homeownership"
- Toronto Star
Unfortunately, They've Been Given A 555 Number
"Some calling for fair wages in place of tips"
- Toronto Star
