Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Were Confused (Who Wouldn't Be?)
Headlines Were Confused (Who Wouldn't Be?)
I Want To Say By Listening To The Health Experts, But In The Current Political Climate That Might Come Off As Cynical...
"Two premiers did OK by pandemic. How?"
- Toronto Star
You Know The Old Saying: Oil's Well That Ends In A Well
"The worst of friends
Russia has a few unsavoury allies in its war. But what's in it for them?"
- Toronto Star
Ask Your Children
"Was I a mother AT ALL?"
- Toronto Star
No - It's Still Looking For America's Innocence
"Did FBI recover everything in its raid of Mar-a-Lago?"
- Toronto Star
We Have Met The Enemy, And It Is Us
So...Everybody?
"Who Collaborated With the Enemy?"
- New York Times
They Won't Be Able To Zagg?
"What if Zygg customers buy their own bikes?"
- Toronto Star
Block And Tackle Certainly Won't
"Can blockchain save vehicles' resale values?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends Upon How I Got IT
"What will $1 million get you?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends Upon Whether Yours Has Been Eating Properly And Getting Enough Exercise
"Can surge last until mine is up and running?"
- Toronto Star
I Guess They Just Can't Afford Netflix Any More
"Ontario schools cancel the Crown. How?"
- Toronto Star
Ask The Tailor
"Will new measures increase inflation?"
- Toronto Star
Ask The Porter
"Will anything fix my under-eye bags?"
- Toronto Star
Ask The Crossing Guard
"Signs economy slowing?"
- Toronto Sun
Return To Sender
"How will municipal candidates address poverty?"
- Toronto Star
Brian May Would Look Great On A Five Dollar Bill
"Queen and currency - what's next?"
- Toronto Sun
Unrequited Love?
Lost Youth?
Not Getting That Last Slice Of Chocolate Cake Before Our Roommate Did?
"What exactly are we mourning?"
- Toronto Star
With Cold Water
"How should wife respond to old flame?"
- Toronto Star
Wearing Him On A Bracelet Would Be Fashion Forewarned...
"IS THIRD CHARLES A CHARM?"
- Toronto Star
Only Their Colonial Masters Know For Sure
"Quiet opposition or royal complicity?"
- Toronto Star
Navigating The Next Us Between Possible Futures
"What's next for all those portraits of the Queen?"
- Toronto Star
"Could an economic downturn lead to the next housing crash?"
- Globe and Mail
"Is Kenney the next to go?"
- Toronto Star
"Reaper his next foe?"
- Toronto Sun
"King Charles now reigns, but what comes next?"
- Toronto Star
"One family's puzzle: Figuring out next steps
Francine, 90, will need assisted living. What can she afford? What should she do with her house? How can she maximize her legacy?"
- Globe and Mail
"The new Billie Eilish or the next Nirvana?"
- Toronto Star
"Why did our children stop walking to school?
The journey creates healthy, curious kids - and helps to fight the climate crisis facing the next generation. So why aren't parents walking the walk, and sending their kids to school the old-fashioned way?"
- Globe and Mail
"They're the future of a growing city
We asked five people why they left Toronto and five others why they were drawn to the city. As the city grows at a rapid speed over the next 10 years, hitting a population of 8 million, will we have enough skilled workers to keep up?"
- Toronto Star
It Was A Mercy Killing
"DID COVID KILL THE COMMUTE?"
- Toronto Sun
Experts Suggest Not Following Barbados' Footsteps In Abolishing Monarchy Would Be A "Massive Con Job"
"Can Canada sever its ties to Crown?"
- Toronto Star
Unless It's Of A Major Party Donor, Not Much...
"How will death affect Canadian government?"
- Toronto Star
She Won't Need To Stay On Top Of News Where She's Going
"With the death of Queen, what happens to currency?"
- Toronto Star
Shakespeare's Got Nothing On Them!
"Worry in Brazil: A Coup, or Not?"
- New York Times
Sure - Just Ask Burgess Meredith
"Without crowds, is Toronto still a city worth living in?"
- Toronto Star
Rude Headline Contains TMI
"Could Carney's next stop be the IMF?"
- Toronto Star
Stop Being One?
"What can you do about selfish, unsafe drivers?"
- Toronto Star
Has The Mouse That Squeaked Run Down The Clock Already?
"Is it time for Canada to ban TikTok?"
- Toronto Star
Political Entropy
"Why is so much of the city falling apart?"
- Toronto Star
Once Putin Uses His Nukes, A Bang Followed By A Whimper
You Gotta Love It When You Can Find A Compromise!
"War to end in whimper or a bang?"
- Toronto Sun
Sure...As Soon As He Switches To The Liberals
"Singh has matured into his role as NDP leader - but will it be enough?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends Upon How Potent The Drug You're Selling Is
"Could it really be a buyer's market?"
- Toronto Star
I Would Have Preferred Substinces, But She Wasn't Interested In The Position
"Is Stiles the leader Ontario NDP needs?"
- Toronto Star
It Is For People Who Would Like To Oppress Muslims
"Is hijab a symbol of oppression?"
- Toronto Star
I Would Be Happy With A Grilled Cheese Sandwich...
"What would replace the monarchy?"
- Toronto Star
People Have Stopped Dying?
"Looking for the exit
The beginning of the pandemic was clear. But how will we know when it's over?"
- Toronto Star
I Want You Dead?
"Murder a 'message'
What was motive behind grisly dismemberment?"
- Toronto Sun
I Choose The One Who Flatters My Ignorance Most -
So, No Change There
"How do you vote without knowing candidates' views?"
- Toronto Star
