Les Pages Aux Folles: Fortune Favours Headlines That Do Not Question The Status Quo
Fortune Favours Headlines That Do Not Question The Status Quo
1. Always Eat Your Vegetables
2. No Lessons Are Ever Learned By Humanity
3. But You Should Really Eat Your Vegetables
"What are the lessons to be learned?"
- Toronto Star
The West Won't Call His Nuclear Bluff
And, Anyway, He's Always Been A Big Fan Of Vera Lynn
"Just what is Putin thinking?"
- Toronto Star
Let's See...He Isn't Me...He Isn't My Monkey - It Sure Looks Like He Does
"Does Ford have something to hide?"
- Toronto Star
If You Have To Ask, You Can't Afford One
"Who do leaders owe allegiance to?
- Toronto Star
It's Not Really A Winter Colour
"Will Brown get another chance?"
- Toronto Star
Absolutely! She Already Has The Support Of Moderates Who Want To Dismantle Canada
"Can Smith bring moderate Albertans onside?"
- Toronto Star
No!
Sorry, That Was Glib
Allow Me To Give A Fuller Answer: Hell, No!
"the middle man
As Toronto struggles through a pile of crises, the stakes for a mayoral election have never been higher. Is John Tory - incumbent, front-runner, careful incrementalist - the leader we need?"
- Toronto Star
Move To Patagonia To Evade All Of The Distant "Relatives" Who Are Trying To Get Closer To You
"We won the lottery. But what do we do now?"
- Toronto Star
Sure - If Billionaires Give Away Enough Of Their Fortunes
"Can philanthropy reduce inequality?"
- Toronto Star
I'd Ask George R. R. Martin, But It Could Take Years To Get An Answer
"Are city roads on the way to winter ruin?"
- Toronto Star
My Accountant Howie Wise Seems To Think So
"Are lower taxes a wise idea?"
- Toronto Star
How Not To Fix A Flat Tire
"What can low-inflation Switzerland teach Canada?"
- Toronto Star
Do People Still Define Freedom As "Whatever Will Piss Off Liberals?"
"Is 'Freedom Convoy' still a threat?"
- Toronto Star
Not Necessarily, But The Science She Is Primarily Focused On Is Political
"Is Alberta premier really this ignorant of medical science?"
- Toronto Star
Suffering From Excessive Punctuationitis?
You Know, There's A Cure For That...
"Unvaccinated the most discriminated against? Say what?!"
- Toronto Star
There Are Fewer Councillors And They Have Less Power - Of Course Things Have To Stay The Same!
"Time for council to do things differently?"
- Toronto Star
Ignorance Is Their Defence
Oh, Wait...
"Does Ford think he's above the law, like Trump does?"
- Toronto Star
Or Igloos?
"What if a 'strong mayor' favours single-family dwellings alone?"
- Toronto Star
They'll Shame You For Who You Voted For
"Don't shame people for not voting? Why not?"
- Toronto Star
They Stop Trying To Hit Us Up For Money
"How do we know when someone's dead?"
- Toronto Star
Because Elon Musk Is A Genius
And Who Do You Think You Are For Questioning His Decisions?
Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You! That's Why!
"Why pay $8 for Twitter Blue?"
- Toronto Star
Something That Will Actually Get The Public's Attention
"What's doping compared to illegal war?"
- Toronto Star
Getting Away From Question Period - It Can Be Such A Drag!
"What was Ford's real goal in negotiations?"
- Toronto Star
I Love Headlines That Answer Their Own Questions
"Bland won, but does it still work?"
- Toronto Star
Oh, Please! Wake Me When Something Newsworthy Happens!
"Daylight savings ends this weekend. Are you ready?"
- Toronto Star
Neither - This Looks Like A Job For...The Keynesman!
"Is today's inflation a job for central banks or for governments?"
- Toronto Star
Only To Those Who Have Drunk Too Much Of Their Own Product
"MOLSON COORS
Costs are bubbling up, but is it undervalued?"
- Toronto Star
Missing The Obvious Is This Government's Brand
"Aging gracefully, with a helping hand.
In New York, Naturally Occurring Retirement Communities' - with supports - are helping seniors stay at home and thrive. Why is Ontario missing the obvious?"
- Toronto Star
Too Many Of Us Wanted To Be In Buffalo
And They Got Their Wish
"What has happened to us Toronto?"
- Toronto Star
Naah
I Always Seem To Have Other Plans On World Naked Bicycling Day, And To Do It On Any Other Day Of The Year Would Just Be Rude
"Are you 'skin cycling' yet?"
- Toronto Star
We're A Settle For Bronze Kind Of Country
"Why doesn't Canada own gold?"
- Toronto Star
