Headlines Hated To Ask, But - Really? HATED To Ask? Why Did They, Then?
The Headline Here Should Be: Headlines Acted Insincerely!

Yes!
And Uniforms!!
And Corporal Punishment!!!
The Little Bastards Might As Well Get Used To The Penal Treatment They'll Get When They Become Adults!!!!

"Should police return to school hallways?" - Toronto Star

There Are A Lot Of Tools In Parliament - Surely, Some Of Them Must Be Right

"Does Ottawa have the right tools?" - Toronto Star

 To Save YOUR Life?
You Better Believe It!

"Is wearing a mask too big a burden to accept?" - Toronto Star

A Threat To White Power

"What Is Indigenous Power?" - New York Times

And Put Itself At Odds With The Rest Of The Government?

"Can't the TTC be more generous to our veterans?" - Toronto Star

Life Is For Learning...

"INSIDE THE RISE OF TUTORING
Ontario invests millions to help students catch up, but at what cost to the system?" - Toronto Star

When Pigs Fly At Full Mast

"When will Premier negotiate in good faith with nurses?" - Toronto Star

Whatever You Want Them To Be, Big Boy

"Just what are social media?" - Toronto Star

He Gets A Charge Out Of Chaos

"Batteries NOT included
A business feud has put Ontario's battery recycling program in jeopardy. So why won't Doug Ford's government give its own regulator the tools it needs to get the problem solved?" - Toronto Star

Because Swearing Is Inherently Funny

"Why perpetuate our constitutional oath?" - Toronto Star

Who Will Be Around To Make The Coffee?

"Why not disband council entirely?" - Toronto Star

When We Threaten His Power

"When will Ford make decisions for our health?" - Toronto Star

 The Check Is In The Mail
The Balance Is In The Next Olympics

"Where are Ford's checks and balances?" - Toronto Star

Because He's Not The Leader Of China?

"Dead wrong
PM called out Canada for genocide, so why not China's rulers as well?" - Toronto Sun

I'm Not Sure Why That's So Important To You - They Don't Seem To Calm You Down...

"More meds coming soon?" - Toronto Star

Hooligans Content To Blow Loudly On Vuvuzelas

"No beer. What else is on tap for Qatar?" - Toronto Star

It's Wrong Of Me To Name My Screw Driver Collection, Isn't It?

"Was Andy just a handy tool?" - Toronto Sun

I Thought Dinner Tasted Of Corporate Agriculture And Rat Poison!

"IS THERE pesticide IN YOUR SPAGHETTI?" - Toronto Star

Ask Imhotep

"How 'final' is a final resting place?" - Toronto Star

The Nearest Gas Pump

"How far will we go to protect the greenbelt?" - Toronto Star

You Get The Culture You Can Afford, And Right Now All I Can Afford Is Watching Cats Fight In My Backyard

"Where to dine, drink and culture in Stratford
Why not make it a weekend getaway?" - Toronto Star

 Yes, But It May Take 500 Years
Fortunately, China Has Waited For Longer Periods Than That, So It Knows How

The Chinese Dream, Denied. Will It Return?" - New York Times

Because If I Don't Squeeze Every...Last...Ounce Of Joy Out Of Them, I Will Consider Myself A Complete Failure

"Why do you feel you need to do more for holidays?" - Toronto Star

It Was Winded And Needed To Get Its Breath Back

"At $300,000, why did this condo sit for 3 months?" - Toronto Star

Getting Schooled

"Where is the minister of education?" - Toronto Star

As Much As Love Does (But We're Big Tina Turner Fans)

"Some prices are falling. What do rate hikes have to do with it?" - Toronto Star

With Minimal Responsibility (He's Not A Big Spider-fan)

"How will Tory use new power?" - Toronto Star

It Keeps MPs Off The Streets

"Why bother with an inquiry at all?" - Toronto Star

 Just When It Was Getting Comfortable Being The Old Argentina?
Tough Break!

"Will Mexico Be the Next Venezuela?" - New York Times

Only As Long As You Don't Use It

"Is taking a credit boost wise right now?" - Toronto Star

I Have - Mumph, Slurp, Yum - No Idea

"Where's all the cold medicine?" - Toronto Star

Why Don't We Compromise And Make It A World-class Spa?

"Should Ontario Place be spa or a world-class park?" - Toronto Star

 Ghostbusters!






It's A Reflex...I...I Don't Know How To Control It...

"Pet problems, odours? Who do you call?" - Toronto Star