Les Pages Aux Folles: The Zen of Headline Writing...Is Not Practised Here
The Zen of Headline Writing
...Is Not Practised Here
Your Car Will Pick Up Your Cleaning
Your Car Will Do Your Job For You
At The Point Where Your Car Is Sleeping With Your Spouse, You May Begin To Wonder If It Was Such A Good Investment
"Self-driving era is here. What comes next?"
- Toronto Star
Fix The Current Ones?
"How can Canada be ready for next crisis?"
- Toronto Star
Not If It's Your Own
"Is it wrong to stay away from funeral?"
- Toronto Star
That's The Question Of The Year, Isn't It?
Or...Is It?
"Do we still need a Person of the Year?"
- Toronto Star
Sure - As Long As They Hate Immigrants
"Can Poilievre appeal to new Canadians?"
- Toronto Star
Gahab Gafflerty Bum Bum!
"Training the brain isn't easy, but does it work?"
- Toronto Star
The Type Who Wants To Preserve The Environment
Are There Any Others?
"What type of environmentalist are you?"
- Toronto Star
It Has Become A Smouldering Pile Of Guano - But Not In A Bad Way...
"What's become of democracy?"
- Toronto Star
Home With COVID
"Where are TTC guards when you need them?"
- Toronto Star
The Ones On Your Feet Are For Walking
The Ones On Your Ears Are For Comic Relief
"Which running shoes are for which purpose?"
- Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? People Are Dying To Contribute To It!
"Where's the data to back up ban on indoor dining?"
- Toronto Star
It Can't Be Worse Than Self-driving Cars
"Is union drive here to stay in Canada?"
- Toronto Star
You Know Where The Answer Lies...
"Can FTC halt Meta takeover of Within?"
- Toronto Star
Wouldn't You Like To Know?
"It's time to shine a light on secrecy
Why do we let governments hide corruption by restricting public access to information?"
- Toronto Star
Sure, If Your Intention Is To Crush Your Rival
"Should I go to my crush's wedding"
- Toronto Star
The Goal Was Reformed
"What happened to the promise of reforming EI?"
- Toronto Star
Getting Out Of The Way
"The planet is ours to save. So what are you doing?"
- Toronto Star
Avoid Friends And Family
"How can I avoid overspending on gifts?"
- Toronto Star
I Bet Dylan Didn't See THIS One Coming!
"Wait, Is My Dog Stoned?"
- New York Times
Not Since Adam Smith Was Throwing Temper Tantrums About His Early Bedtime
"BoC has a plan. But has it ever worked?"
- Toronto Star
Too Late
"Should PM leave while he's on top?"
- Toronto Star
How Badly Do You Hate Your Parents?
"Should I invite the guy I just met to my holidays?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends Upon Whether You're The One Falling Or Being Fallen Upon
"A soft landing or hard impact?"
- Toronto Star
By Asking Your Accountant If You Could Afford It
"For the love of wild and lonely places
In a secluded stretch of Scotland, travellers are invited to join ‘the World's Most Exclusive Club.' How could I resist?"
- Toronto Star
I've Been Resigned To Political Madness For Decades
"When is it time to resign?"
- Toronto Star
Other People's
"Which kids are worthless?"
- Toronto Star
Where No Other Economist Has Gone Before...And Boldly!
"Where is Smith planning to go?"
- Toronto Star
Because So Many Parents Believed What They Read Online About Vaccinations
"Why are so many children getting sick now?"
- Toronto Star
The Company Had Become Tired Of Winning
"Why did Tesla stop posting Autopilot safety numbers?"
- Toronto Star
It Depends Upon How Prominently The Shotgun Is Displayed
"Megacity turns 25. Is it a happy anniversary?"
- Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? Their Drafting Skills Are Just As Bad!
"Will feds stop Ford's misrule?"
- Toronto Star
Maybe, But Credit Card Cutting In Half With A Pair Of Scissors Would Be Smarter
"Is credit card protection smart for you?"
- Toronto Star
A Two Week Bender In Cazumel
"She saved up. Now what's the plan?"
- Toronto Star
In Those Cockroach Killers? Somebody's Gonna Turn An Ankle!
"Ford-Tory heel turn a cause for worry?"
- Toronto Star
No - Unfortunately, The State Died Intestate
"We have the ideas, but do we have the will?"
- Toronto Star
Absolutely: It Takes Too Much Energy To Slap It Down When, Thinking It's Being Sly, It Constantly Reaches For Your Thigh
"People are tired of eating fresh food, right?"
- Toronto Star
