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It Was The Alpha Centaurans

"The progressives' DILEMMA
The majority of Ontario voters rejected conservatives. But Doug Ford won anyway. As the left lick their wounds, they must decide what went wrong. Was it the system - or was it them?" - Toronto Star

Dismal Political Parties And Even Dismaller Politicians

"What's behind the 'dismal' voter turnout?" - Toronto Star

Give Hate A Cookie

"How do we stop hate escalating to violence?" - Toronto Star

People Who Own Private Spaces Don't Want Them

"Why do we give so much public space to cars?" - Toronto Star

Apparently, Murder Is The Potato Chips Of Human Depravity

"Killers 'don't just stop after two'
DNA proves one man killed these women. Does it say where he went?" - Toronto Star

They're There, All Right. But Out There. Way Out There. Way, Waaaaaaaay Out There!

"Calling all Conservatives. Are you there?" - Toronto Star

Do We Really Need More Proof That The Whole Line Is Defective?

"A new Ford in the showroom?" - Toronto Star

In Politics, Where There's A Way, There's Always A Willn't

"There's a way to open facilities. Will T.O. find the will?" - Toronto Star

 Do They Have To?
I Mean, Isn't It Self-evident?

"Can oil and gas companies explain why they gouge? - Toronto Star

Acknowledging Reality? Doubtful

"Is Poilievre making the same mistakes as Kenney?" - Toronto Star

Because People Like You Don't Understand How Coalitions Work

"Why does a third of the vote mean all of the power?" - Toronto Star

 Whoa! That Got Dark Really Fast!
Pithier, But Dark

"Horwath, Del Duca face questions on future
What happens to the NDP and Liberal leaders if polls prove prescient?" - Toronto Star

 "Can Del Duca, Horwath survive?" - Toronto Star

God Isn't Gridlocked

"Why do Americans turn to God, not government?" - Toronto Star

Not The Ones We'd Be Embarrassed To Share In Public, I Hope!

"Are we finally getting the computer of our dreams?" - Toronto Star

 Sorry, I'm Watching The Latest Season Of Dancing With the Stormtroopers
Can We Talk About This....Whatever It Is Some Other Time?

"Can we ignore atrocious killing of Palestinian?" - Toronto Star

Headlines Four Reallys Short Of Being Definitive

"Should we really scrap vaccination passports now?" - Toronto Star

 "Is Canada really a democracy?" - Toronto Star

 "Lakers really need James, but can he still deliver?" - Toronto Star

 "Will workers really 'clock out'?" - Toronto Star

 "Do people really pay $9,000 in rent?" - Toronto Star

 "What kind of modernization does the Ontario Securities Act really need?" - Globe and Mail

 "What does O'Toole really stand for?" - Toronto Star

 "How much do you really miss going to the movies?" - Toronto Star

 "Do we really want baseball here?" - Toronto Star

 "Who should we really be testing for COVID-19?" - Toronto Star

 "Why do drunk drivers get so many chances?
And why is killing someone the only thing that really cuts them off within a justice system that is far too lenient on offenders?" - Globe and Mail

 "What to do if a cat bites you
Do they really carry germs in their mouths? What is cat scratch fever anyway?" - Toronto Star

 "Does 'Lebowski' bit character really deserve a full movie?" - Toronto Star

 "Brad and Jen? Do you really buy that?
What has happened to tabloids and do they still titillate readers?" - Toronto Star

Fishing Rods Don't Kill Tuna, Marine Life Kills Tuna

"Is culprit sea lions, seals - or are we the problem?" - Toronto Star

It's No Axe Body Spray, But, Yeah, It's Pretty Pungent

"Is Elon Musk Really That Bad?" - New York Times

Any But Loose

"Which way would you rather be wrong?" - Toronto Star

 If We're Lucky
If Not, We May Never See The Sun Again!

"Another four years of Ford?" - Toronto Star

They Will Be SoL (Not Another Reference To The Sun - Do Try And Keep Your Acronyms Straight!)

"WAR IN UKRAINE
What will happen to the hundreds of PoWs?" - Toronto Star

Beautiful Plumage...For A Social Programme

"Is basic income plan dead or is it just sleeping?" - Toronto Star

Today's Modern A-gogo Campaigns Travel By Jet Ski

"End of the line for campaign buses?" - Toronto Star

He Didn't Try To Articulate Policies He Doesn't Have - That's A Kind Of Honesty

"How truthful is Doug Ford?" - Toronto Star

 Monkeypox
Oh, Wait, You Meant For Theatres - Musical Comedy (A Different Kind Of Pox)

"These theatres survived COVID - what's next?" - Toronto Star

As Long As The Tour Of The Grandchildren Of The Original Band Members Comes To The City, The Kids'll Be Fine

"Are Toronto's kids all right?" - Toronto Star

 Extended Families Have Been A Thing Since We Lived In Caves
But Trust Boomers To Make It Seem Like They Perfected The Living Arrangement

"Is this family's arrangement for living and aging at home a lesson for other boomers?" - Toronto Star

And Lose Their Commissions?

"'All kinds of alarm bells should have gone off'
Why didn't big banks flag tens of millions in suspicious transfers?" - Toronto Star

Sorry, But The Gun Lobby Doesn't Deal In Hypotheticals...

"Would 'red flag' law have stopped N.S. shooter?" - Toronto Star

Wayne Lapierre's Sociopathy

"Just whose mental health problem is behind gun attacks?" - Toronto Star

All Good Firearms Go To Battlefields

"What will happen to the guns when the owners die?" - Toronto Star

Done Properly, It Will Make Firearms Owners Limp

"How hard can gun control be?" - Toronto Star

 Complaining Is Doing Something!
(For One Thing, It Burns More Calories Than Using The TV Remote)

"Is ours a province full of do-nothing complainers?" - Toronto Star

Fifteen More Minutes Of Andy Warhol

"Campbell wants to stay, but at what price?" - Toronto Star