Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Always Felt That Interrobangs Constituted Cheating, But Who Are They To Question Your Literary Choices?
Headlines Always Felt That Interrobangs Constituted Cheating, But Who Are They To Question Your Literary Choices?
The Fall?
"After Pride, what next?"
- Toronto Star
It Polled Lower Than Dog Poop In Parks
Politicians In Full Hazmat Suits Won't Touch It!
"List of key election issues? Er, where is climate change?"
- Toronto Star
The Unemployment Line?
"Where do Toronto police go now?"
- Toronto Star
I'd Like To Say No, But He's Currently Playing With A Rubik's Cube...Sorry, Watching Spongebob Squarepan - No, Listening To "Linger" By The Cran -
I Could Go On Like This All Day, But You Get The Idea
"Is U.K. PM so easily distracted?"
- Toronto Star
Another Universe?
"Is there a place for private sector in health care?"
- Toronto Star
Because The Cute Kittens Act Wasn't Up To The Challenge
"Why was the Emergencies Act invoked?"
- Globe and Mail
Many Of Them Resisted The First Three Doses Of Reality - What Makes You Think Another Will Be Any Different?
"Is it time to offer everyone a fourth dose?"
- Toronto Star
I Don't Know - Politicians With Dementia Still Make More Sense Than Republicans
"Time to age out 'geriatric' pols?"
- Toronto Star
A Newspaper That Doesn't Insist I Ask Myself Hard Questions Would Be A Good Start
"Ask yourself: what do you really need?"
- Toronto Star
By Learning To Fly? Or, Is That Too Obvious?
"How can he get a pilot licence?"
- Toronto Star
Corporations Always Do Well By Promising To Do Good
"Filling a need, or profiting from a crisis?"
- Toronto Star
You Know What They Say: Look After The Pennies From Heaven And The Dollars Will Take Care Of Themselves...On The Bread-laden Waters
"Where's the money coming from now?"
- Toronto Star
Keep Your Hand From Applying It To Your Face
Use Handcuffs If Necessary
"How can I stop wearing foundation?"
- Toronto Star
Only Until The Anti-vaxxers Realize How Wrong They've Been
Which Should Be Any Minute, Now...
Any Minute...
"Now health-care workers have to hide profession?"
- Toronto Star
War On Warthogs
Followed By War On Warts
(The War On Imagination Has Obviously Been Won)
"What Comes After War on Terrorism? War on China?"
- New York Times
In Our Gas Tanks, If Not Our Hearts
"Could N.L. oil replace Russian oil?"
- Toronto Star
Not You
"'Who is the park for?'"
- Toronto Star
If It Wasn't For That Leading Economic Indicator, We'd All Be Picking At Trees For Grubs
"How dependent is Canada's economy on housing market?"
- Toronto Star
Canada Thanks You For Your Sacrifice
"Buy medicine - or pay for housing?"
- Toronto Star
Absolutely!
We Don't Want To Give Ukrainian Refugees Any Ideas
"Are we closing the door on Afghan refugees?"
- Toronto Star
It's Not You, SwipeGripe, It's Me
"Is it time to delete your dating app?"
- Toronto Star
He Sure Ain't Delectable
"Is Poilievre electable?"
- Toronto Star
Words Would Be Good
"How should children be taught to read?"
- Globe and Mail
They Should Stop Selling Chili In The Waiting Areas
"Airport chaos is one thing; what about emissions?"
- Toronto Star
Five Litres Of Georgia Peaches?
"How much does three litres of Ontario peaches weigh?"
- Toronto Star
The Corner Grocery Store
"How far will West go to stop Putin?"
- Toronto Star
Only People Who Have Been Paying Attention
"So, who's still wearing masks these days?"
- Toronto Star
As Long As We Need It To Be
As The Day Is Long, So Shall It Be
As Long As We...Umm...As Long As A Sad Face
As Long As...As Long...What Was The Question, Again?
"How long is our memory?"
- Toronto Star
Are You Suggesting That He Was Paid Off By Big Tablet?
"Was judge who ruled against kids' jabs impartial?"
- Toronto Star
A Large Fire In A Pit And A Barrel Of Tasty, Tasty Barbecue Sauce Would Be A Good Start
"HOG HELL
Wild pigs are invasive, destructive and dangerous, and their populations in Canada are exploding out of control. How can we fight back?"
- Globe and Mail
Is My Electric Vehicle So advanced That It's Accessing Porn Online Without My Knowledge?
...And Can It Teach Me How?
"Dirty electricity for EVs? What about my other bills?"
- Toronto Star
Shave Your Head
"What's the best way to hide going grey?"
- Toronto Star
If Economists Don't Know, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME‽
"Could high interest rates cause another recession?"
- Toronto Star
Concealed Gun Holsters Are All The Rage These Days
"I hate showing my arms. What can I wear?"
- Toronto Star
