Headlines Don't Want To Question Your Judgment
They Get Too Much Pleasure Out Of Laughing At it To Want it To Improve

Building Homes By Nose Is Difficult...And Messy

"Why Are Homes Still Built by Hand?" - New York Times

Large Corporations, But They Do It Behind Closed Doors And Write It Off Their Taxes By Calling It "Lobbying"

"Does anyone complain more than small business?" - Toronto Star

It's Tiff Macklem's Time Of The Month

"If inflation is not a problem, why are interest rates so high?" - Toronto Star

Blush

"How can I make it up to a friend in need?" - Toronto Star

It Depends: Was The Present Bought From A Store I'm Registered With?

"Falling in love with past, or present?" - Toronto Star

Yes, Although Many Managers Find Refusing Them Disrespectfully More Fun

"I get a lot of gifts through work. Can I respectfully refuse them?" - Toronto Star

Are You Familiar With The Messaging System On TikTok?

"I'm unsure if my teen is using drugs; how do I talk to him?" - Toronto Star

Nice Try, But Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Been Called Worse

"Can the Media Tame the Republican Shrew?" - New York Times

Sure: The Committee Always Orders Something From Timmies When It Meets

"Can Chow find budget sweet spot?" - Toronto Star

They Would Be Wasted On The Poor

"Why are there so many tax breaks open to the rich?" - Toronto Star

Tyrannical Niceness

"Liberate Canada from what, Tucker?" - Toronto Star

It's The Sugar Rush Of Finance

"Why do we crave a balanced budget?" - Toronto Star

If He Isn't Discreet, He May Find Himself Discrete From The Marriage

"Should husband be more discrete about new girlfriend?" - New York Times

 Trust Me, You Won't Be Able To Shut Down Her Curiosity
Her Willingness To Share It With You, On The Other Hand...

"My 11-year-old daughter is watching porn
How do I talk to her about it without shutting down her curiosity about sex?" - Toronto Star

The Plan Might Be. As For The Houses...

"Will Toronto's housing plan be accessible?" - Toronto Star

I Don't Know: It Seems To Me That It Takes A Lot More Courage Not To Reach Across The Aisle And Throttle Pierre Poilievre

"Can Trudeau find Chretien's courage?" - Toronto Star

Seriously? That's The Only Kind Of Olympics It CAN Win

"Can A.I. Win Math Olympics?" - Toronto Star

I'm Pretty Sure She Uses Verbs In Her Speech, So Some Already Are

"Will Chow's words turn into action?" - Toronto Star

Enough To Fool A Drug-sniffing Police Dog

"How Much Potato Do True Crisps Contain?" - New York Times

Some Of Us Can't Afford To Celebrate By Hiring A Three Piece Mariachi Band And Buying Fireworks That Spell Out The Name Of Our Beloved - And We Resent It!

"Why would we cancel a day that celebrates love?" - Toronto Star

They Were Into Taylor Swift Before I Had Even Heard Her Name, So...More Than Me...

"Are your vehicle's licence plates up to date?" - Toronto Star

Sure, When They Commute Jobs To Taiwan

"Should companies pay for commuting?" - Toronto Star

It Is Better To Travel Hopefully...

"Why keep us guessing on interest rate cuts?" - Toronto Star

Maybe If She Was Willing To Admit That She Needs Glasses...

"Can a Diva Find Her Voice Again?" - New York Times

If You Had Heard Some Of The Reasons Employees Gave For Not Returning To The Office, You Wouldn't Ask This Question

"Does remote work hurt innovation?" - Toronto Star

 It's Having Hot Stone On Stone Sex With A Queen Victoria Statue
And Nobody Can Tell The Couple To Get A Room - They Already Have One!

"What's going on with the Sir John A. Macdonald statue?" - Toronto Star

I Would Love To Answer That, But I'm A Boomer, And My Calendar Is Full Until January, 2137

"Is gen-Z lazy at work - or are they simply better at setting healthy boundaries?" - Toronto Star

Find A Different Publisher

"How do I celebrate a new chapter in my life?" - Toronto Star

 There Will Always Be Mud...
And Quagmires...
And Fire...

"Burning Man survived a muddy quagmire. Will the experiment last the next 30 years?" - Toronto Star

It Is According To James Blish...Somebody Just Has To Figure Out How To Shoot The Cruise Ship Into Space

"Is the World's Largest Cruise Ship Sustainable?" - New York Times