Who Are Headlines to Question Your Love of Fire Hydrants?

Not If The Result Is That They Fall Over During A Session

"Should you be expected to tip your massage therapist?" - Toronto Star

 It Seems More Realistic Than The Story About The Cabbage Patch
Especially When The Child Is Thirty-Seven

"Should parents tell child about adoption?" - Toronto Star

The Perfect Time To Have Kids Is In Your Next Life

"Is there really 'never a perfect time' to have kids?" - Toronto Star

When They Get Self-destructive, Not Even An Industrial-strength Crane Can Lift Democrats!

"Can win in New York help lift Democrats?" - Toronto Star

Probably More Than Boomers, And They've Had Sixty Years To Get It Right!

"Are millennials ready to rule Canada?" - Toronto Star

No - He Goes Great On Wry Bread

"Does case against Kimmel make sense?" - Toronto Star

No - It's Being Actively Torn To Shreds

"Is consensus on immigration fraying?" - Toronto Star

An Unfurnished IKEA Box By The Side Of The Road

"What qualifies as affordable housing?" - Toronto Star

I'm Sure The Cockroaches Aren't Paying Any Attention To It

"Is Doomsday Clock Ticking Just For Us?" - New York Times

He's A Tiny, Perfect Target

"Why are Ford's Tories obsessed with Crombie?" - Toronto Star

Because If We Aren't Biased Against Liberals, We'll Be Accused Of Being Biased Against Conservatives, And They're Mean!

"Why don't you folks hold Poilievre to account?" - Toronto Star

He Started His Mid-life Crisis Early To Avoid The Rush

"Why is this man so obsessed with his Mazdas?" - Toronto Star

Update Your Resume

"I supervise a bad employee who's romancing my boss. What can I do?" - Toronto Star

The Tragedy Of The Common Sense

"Should this thing be called the Honda Common Sense?" - Toronto Star

 You Really Think Metro Is Going To Fink On Loblaws?
You Know What They Say: Snitches Find Their Bottom Line Going Into Ditches

"Why the steep rise in the price of milk at Loblaws, Metro?" - Toronto Star

Maybe, If It Turns Into A Giant Sea Slug...

"Will Bank of Canada surprise markets?" - Toronto Star

Why? What Has My Boss Told You?

"Where are you most productive: office or remote?" - Toronto Star

Did All The Whispering You Overheard In The Dark Room That You Thought Was Empty Give It Away?

"Is Kim Jong-un Planning Attack?" - New York Times

 No
But If He Digs Deep Enough, He Could Always Enjoy A New Life In China

"Can this teacher dig his way out of debt?" - Toronto Star

I Blame The Flintstones

"Why has Canadian politics become so stupid?" - Toronto Star

Can You? Canoe?

"Can Kinew get pharmacare done?" - Toronto Star

If She's Being Home Schooled Anyway...

"Thinking outside the break
Is it OK to skip traditional travel times and take your kid out of school for trips?" - Toronto Star

It Was A Merciless Killing

"Is immigrant dream dying in Canada?" - Toronto Star

I Have Fits (I Have Very Sensitive Conniptions) - Does That Count?

"As deadline looms, who fits - and at what cost?" - Toronto Star

People Will Have To Get Wheels Installed In Their Feet So They Will Be Able To Get Around?

"'What will happen when all the taxis are gone?'" - Toronto Star

When Conservative Politicians Realized There Were Votes In It

"When did public safety measures become a choice?" - Toronto Star

 If Nominated, I Will Not Run
If Elected, I Will Not Serve
Now, More Than Ever!

"A lottery for art school? How about for mayor?" - Toronto Star

We Certainly Could Use A Few More Calendars...

"As weather becomes more extreme, does Canada have all the firefighters it needs?" - Toronto Star

Have You Been Near A Face Hugger Recently?

"Can we discuss threats from within?" - Toronto Star

Everybody Seems Lost Since Joe Strummer Died

"Should I stay or should I go?" - Toronto Star

 Tell Him He Will Go To Hell If He Doesn't
Sometimes, A Lot Of Little Lies Can Be Countered With A Really Big One

"My six-year-old son has started lying. A lot. How do I get it to stop?" - Toronto Star

 Absolutely! I Need A Personal Jet
Does Ford Make Jets?

"Think an electric truck is not really enough for your needs?" - Toronto Star

Since When Do Israeli Soldiers?

"Since when do terrorists respect the law?" - Toronto Star