You Got Your Headlines in My Tweets!
1. Headlines Are Nervous About Meeting Your Parents, But Kind Of Excited, Too...
3. The Headline Inquirer Wanted to Go National, But It Couldn't Find an Angel Backer
4. Love Flies Out the Window When Headlines Walk Through the Door
6. Headlines Couldn't Tell a Root Cause From a Root Canal
7. Headlines Felt the Struggle Was Worth the Reward
They Kind of Had To In Order To Keep Going...
9. The Life of a Headline is Always Intense
10. Headlines Were Ready to Meet Their Maker
(They Were Prepared For the Disappointment)
11. Headlines Just Threw Up a Little in Their Mouth
12. You Wouldn't Believe Headlines if They Told You!
13. Headlines Want Candy...Don't You?
14. Headlines Were the Best Birthday Gift Anybody Has Ever Given Me!
15. From Headlines to Bedhead?
16. When Headlines Agreed to Burp the Baby, They Never Expected To Start a Revolution!
17. Headlines Had a Bad Case of the Yips
18. Who Needs Headlines at Bedtime?
19. You Call These Headlines? In My Day...
21. Headlines Headed for the Foothills
22. To Every Headline, Churn, Churn, Churn...
23. Headlines: The Sassed and the Spurious
25. A Headline By Any Other Name...Would Be A Different Headline, I Guess
26. Headlines Remembered To Turn the Stove Off Before They Left the House...Didn't They?
27. Headlines Flopped at the Box Office, But Were Given New Life on Cable
28. Headlines' Head Exploded From All of the Holiday Cheer
29. Headlines Weren't So Much Fortunate As Blissfully Unaware of the Danger
30. Headlines Are Not Part of Dr. Who Canon
31. Headlines Would Be Pissed If They Were Shut Out Of The Oscars, Too
33. Headlines Had the Last Laugh
Then Spoiled the Effect By Laughing Again
35. Headlines Were Not Impressed By Your New Beau
36. Who Are Headlines to Question Your Love of Fire Hydrants?
37. The World Is Too Peopley For Headlines' Taste
38. You Can Lead a Headlines To Water...
39. Headlines? Naah, Mate, I Haven't Seen 'Em In a Dog's Age!
You Sure They're Still Alive?
42. All You Can Do is Shake Your Headlines in Sadness and Move On
43. Headlines: Not Just For Kaiju Any More!
44. Headlines Wouldn't Know a Good Deal If It Hit Them Between the Is!
45. Oh, Headlines, You're Such An Incorrigible Scamp!
46. You Question Our Headlines, We Question Your Sanity!
48. And Boom Goes the Headline!
49. Headlines Suffer From Headline Fatigue
50. Headlines Want to Stay Forever Young, But Time Won't Let Them
No, You Got Your Tweets in My Headlines!
1. Musk Threw Everybody Into the Deep End of the Cesspool
2. TwitterX Marks the Spot -
But We Won't Know If It's Benign Or Deadly Until We Do More Tests
3. Torching the Virtual Town Square
4. TwitterX: For People Who Think Wearing Trump Branded Diapers is "Cool"
5. The Digital Commons Gets More Common With Every Passing Day
6. Come, Seven or Eleven! Seven or Eleven! Momma Needs a New Social Media Network!
7. Where Did People Get Their Disinformation Before TwitterX?
8. If It Weren't For Malicious Thoughts, TwitterX Would Have No Thoughts At All
9. For the Sake of its Sanity, The Absurd Ironyometer Had To Get Off TwitterX
11. Elon Musk Should Never Have Given Up His Lucrative Career as a Club DJ
12. When Elon Musk Talks About Free Speech, He's Not Talking ABOUT YOU
14. Once Elon Buys an Election, It Stays Bought!
15. Elon Needs To Learn That, If You Want To Succeed in Politics, You Need a Good Ad Vance Man
16. TwitterX? I Barely Knew HerX!
19. The Village Square Needs a Breath of Fresh Air
20. Elon Musk is Too Busy Playing President To Care About What You Think!
21. Elon is Dead Serious (Even Though You're the One Who Will End Up Deceased)
22. Get Out the Popcorn!
The Coalition of the Shilling is Coming Apart at the Seems!
23. It's Astonishing How Surprised People's Faces Can Be When Leopards Come To Eat Them!
24. Ringing in the New Year With the Same Old Hatreds on TwitterX
25. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. I'll Hate Ya, Tomorrow. You're Only A Tweet Away...
26. It's the Tech Bros' World, Now
We Just Die In It
27. DOGE Dopes and the Loss of Hope
28. TwitterX Doth Makes Fools of Us All
29. TwitterX Doth Makes Fools of Us All - The Sequel
31. Twitter? I Barely Knew 'Er!
32. Civil War MAGA Can Believe In!
35. When It Comes to TwitterX, I Smile and Wave
37. TwitterX: Great for Satirists, Horrible for Everybody Else
38. TwitterX Will Be Happy To Give You a Break
Which Of Your Limbs Do You Use the Least?
39. It's Like Fighting A Robopocalypse With a MUSKet
40. The Swamp Hasn't Been Drained, It Has Just Moved To TwitterX
41. Elon Musk: The Artless DOGEr
43. Tweetwalking to Armageddon
45. Elon, Elon, He's Our Man!
If He Can't Destroy It, No One Can!
46. When The Delicate Social Contract Meets Social Media, All Heck Breaks Loose
47. Elon Day's Journey Into Night
48. Let He Who Is Without Sin Post the First Tweet
49. TwitterX Speaks Untruth to the Powerless
50. Elon Wanted to be Awesome, But Had to Settle for Awful Fortunately, He's Grown Into it Awesomely