Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Will Never Pretend Not to Hear Your Question and Walk Out of the Press Conference
Headlines Will Never Pretend Not to Hear Your Question and Walk Out of the Press Conference
Bullying Employees By Email Isn't As Effective
Or Satisfying
And Anyway, It Leaves A Trail
"Why insist on office mandates?"
- Toronto Star
Changing My Car Engine? Are You Kidding? I Can Barely Change My Baby's Diaper!
"Sometimes a costly repair is the least expensive option
When it comes to engines, would you prefer to swap in a new one or buy a new car? If changing the engine, is this something you'd do yourself?
- Toronto Star
Well, Duh! They're The Only Ones Who Can Afford Them!
"Why are we building more dwellings for investors?"
- Toronto Star
Hard To Tell, But It's Obvious Politicians Are
"Are cops, lawyers watching too much crime TV?"
- Toronto Star
Change My Baby's Diaper
"Is there anything this station wagon can't do?"
- Toronto Star
Because The Country Has The Same Number Of Male Vulture Capitalists As It Has Always Had
"Canada has more women entrepreneurs than ever. Why are they still struggling?"
- Toronto Star
Not To Laugh With A Mouth Full Of Milk?
Not To Run Down A Hallway Lined With Photos Of Ancestors Holding Scissors?
Not To Say "I Love You" If We Don't Mean It?
Sure, We Learned Lessons - We Didn't Say They Were The Right Ones
"Have we learned COVID's lessons?"
- Toronto Star
God Bless Us For Having The Privilege Of Being Able To Ask Such Penetrating Questions
"Why does Keanu kiss with his eyes open?
Actor's red-carpet smooch with partner begs question: is it a new tic or is he just a weirdo?"
- Toronto Star
They're More Effective At Killing The Elderly Than MAID
"Why are these nursing homes getting funding?"
- Toronto Star
Speak For Yoursefl
I'm So Arouuuused I Can Barely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
"Celebrities Are Going Nearly Nude. Are We Not Aroused?"
- New York Times
Are All Canadians?
"Trudeau is doing everything he can to gain traction. Is it working?"
- Toronto Star
Out Getting Coffee For Male Board Members
"Where are the women banking CEOs?"
- Toronto Star
Richie Rich
Something About Owning Land Turned Him Mean
"Who made the decision to evict shelter residents?"
- Toronto Star
I Hear Their Meat Is Kind Of...Stringy...
"Eat a python, save the planet
These foreign snakes are consuming the Everglades. Could putting them on our plates help climate change?"
- Toronto Star
It Is If You Killed The Owners To Get Them
"I just like open houses. Is that a crime?"
- Toronto Star
Maybe Not, But Somebody Has To Make Brian Mulroney Look Like A Statesman
"Is Poilievre the alternative voters want?"
- Toronto Star
Cherry Blossoms? Do They Play For Petawawa?
"Will Leafs or cherry blossoms fall first?"
- Toronto Star
Handmaids To The Conservative Party
"As Liberals veer left, what next for the NDP?"
- Toronto Star
Police Have To Get To Them, But Can't Because...
"BLOCK BUSTERS
Drivers clogging intersections on red lights are a leading cause of traffic misery in the downtown core. Why do so few of them face penalties for it?"
- Toronto Star
Lust, Greed, A Craving For Animal Crackers - Take Your Pick
"'What motive would this person have?'"
- Toronto Star
Who Says Being Miserable Doesn't Make Them Happy?
"Can the Left Be Happy?"
- New York Times
I Would Have Done It With Less Style And More Swearing
"What if it had been you?"
- Toronto Star
Not If It Makes The Vehicle The Butt Of A Cheap Joke
"Is the Jeep Grand Cherokee better with a plug?"
- Toronto Star
Don't Ask Maria
"How do you solve a problem like traffic?"
- Toronto Star
How Many Friends Have You Got?
"Worth the risk to tell my friend the truth?"
- Toronto Star
Only When Somebody Has Put Anchovies In My Club Soda
"Are you an 'echoist'"
- Toronto Star
Naah - Every Time We Feel A Spark, The Other Country Turns Out To Already Have A Partner
"Can Canada meet electricity goals?"
- Toronto Star
How To Lace Lutefisk With LSD
"What does Finland know about happiness?"
- Toronto Star
About The Time It Looked Towards Finland For Lessons About Being Happy
"When did the LCBO lose control?"
- Toronto Star
Trying To Figure Out How To Get Them To Share?
"Smelling pot smoke from your condo neighbours?"
- Toronto Star
Congratulations On Trivializing Two Important Social Issues In A Single Headline
That Level Of Compassionlessness Takes Decades To Perfect
"Are protests a loophole for the homeless?"
- Toronto Star
