Headlines Would Regret Making Googly Eyes at the Trash Compactor

No Doubt "I Heart IDF" T-shirts Will Help Turn Things Around

"Indigo needs to find its next chapter, experts say
'Pivotal period' for retailer to turn itself around as it nears privatization" - Toronto Star

They're Less Expensive Than Offering Employees A Living Wage And Easier To Implement Than Rules Against Creating A Hostile Work Environment

"Motivational managers are the key to addressing worker disengagement" - Toronto Star

I Swear, It's Enough To Drive You To Drink!

"That mocktail costs how much?
With more Torontonians embracing a booze-free lifestyle, Sarah Laing investigates the sobering price of non-alcoholic beverages" - Toronto Star

At Least Until Big Pharma Finds A Way To Charge For It

"Laughter is still the best medicine" - Toronto Star

Visit For An Hour
* RIMSHOT *

"How to spend a weekend in Buffalo" - Toronto Star

Unfortunately, Nobody Knows For Sure Where They Are
That May Be The Most Important Lesson

"The Most Important Lessons Are Not on the Syllabus" - New York Times

Don't You Have To Have Guts To Do That?

"Trudeau has room to make gutsy moves" - Toronto Star

Their Rallying Cry Is: "The 99% Need To Pay Their Fair Share!"

"Many furious over capital gains changes
Doctors, tech industry players and business groups among those criticizing the moves" - Toronto Star

They Say It's A Steal, But They Don't Say Who The Bandit Is

"Honda to unveil 'massive' new EV project
Sources say deal for Ontario factory has support from Ottawa, province" - Toronto Star

Clearly, It's Time For More Tax Cuts!

"Budget is burying Canada in debt" - Toronto Star

Sounds Like Something Vietnamese Villages Went Through In The Sixties

"Saving Species, by Changing Them" - New York Times

Hard Not To Stick Your Head In The Sand When There's So Much More Of It Every Year

"Axing tax just hides the costs of climate change" - Toronto Star

Plans On Asking Aaron Sorkin To Do A Rewrite

"How PM aims to change the narrative" - Toronto Star

As Pink Floyd Suggested, The Brain Damage Was Concurrent

"Eye damage reported after eclipse" - Toronto Star

Are The Kids Alright?
It Depends On Who Is Doing The Legislating

"Province reveals details of cellphone policy
Tough measures for schools also include crackdown on vaping" - Toronto Star

"Mayor steps up to the plate for school nutrition programs in city" - Toronto Star

Is That Any Way To Talk About A Former President?

"My kid's whining is driving me crazy" - Toronto Star

For One Thing, Now I'm Much More Willing To Eat Calimari

"An Octopus Took My Camera. It Changed Me." - New York Times

Florida Man Exposes Himself Every Day, But What Have The Authorities Got For Him? Bupkiss!

"Oshawa man charged for exposing himself" - Toronto Star

It's Enough To Make You Want To Pitch...A Tent

"Homeless shelters have become more violent" - Toronto Star

Where Do They Think They're Living - The 1960s?

"Homeownership may not be the right life goal for everyone" - Toronto Star

You Wouldn't Say That If You Heard Me Sing On Karaoke Night At Bill's Bilge Barnacle

"Ideas on how you can be even more green
Using your voice is one way you can help the environment" - Toronto Star

If You Thought You Had Trouble Sleeping Before...!

"A Trillion Cicadas, Emerging Together" - New York Times

Worse Comes To Worst, We Can Always Raise Prices On Basic Goods For Customers Who Stick With Us




What?

"Shoppers plan to boycott Loblaw
CEO says grocery chain is expanding discount offerings" - Toronto Star

See? We're Not Just Orange Liberals!

"Singh eyes answers on budget details
At issue for NDP leader is Liberals' commitment to Jordan's Principle, disability benefit boost" - Toronto Star

Not While There Are Still Palestinians To Live In It

"It's too early for Palestinian statehood" - Toronto Sun

Justice Finally Catches Up To Public Sentiment

"Judge holds Trump in contempt" - Toronto Star

How Can Wealth Trickle Down If The Wealthy Don't Have Enough Of It To Piss Around With?

"Freeland's tax grab will harm economy" - Toronto Star

The Rich Clearly Don't Think So

"We need more taxing the rich" - Toronto Star

It's Mad Max With Smile Cookies

"Tim Hortons musical The Last Timbit coming to Toronto" - Toronto Sun

"Solutions, Not Slogans! Solutions, Not Slogans! Solutions, Not Slogans!"
Hey, That's Catchy!

"Climate woes need solutions not slogans" - Toronto Star