Les Pages Aux Folles: Will You Be My February 14 Headline?
Will You Be My February 14 Headline?
Because What Have Stable Democracies Ever Done For Us?
"Rejection of the Status Quo in Global Elections"
- New York Times
Maybe He Should Eavesdrop On The Conversations Of His Ministers
"Inside the revolt against Trudeau
Journalist overheard minister talking to Liberals, taking stock of party's state of mind"
- Toronto Star
"PM still thinks he can win an election"
- Toronto Star
Robert Redford Is Too Old And Sean Penn Has The Sense Not To Want The Position
Guess Democrats Are Stuck With Their Angst
"'Biggest blunder in presidential history'
Some Democrats asking who could replace Biden this late in campaign"
- Toronto Star
Of Course, When This Happens, I Have To Pull Over Until I'm An Adult Again Because Children Aren't Allowed To Drive
"There's one thing that is absolutely magical about this Subaru Forester
Everything is smooth, even on washboard dirt roads. The steering fills me with childlike wonder"
- Toronto Star
And The Candidates Managed To Beat Them Anyway!
...Yay?
"A high-stakes battle of aging titans
Trump, Biden set to faceoff in Thursday's debate and the expectations couldn't be lower"
- Toronto Star
It Will Definitely Trap 100% Of The World's Population
"Shell OKs carbon capture project
New facility aims to trap 40% of refinery's emissions"
- Toronto Star
...When He Doesn't Share Them With The Public
"Poilievre shows his policies can win"
- Toronto Star
It Happens Either Way
"The Beauty of Embracing Age"
- New York Times
He Certainly Nailed That, Then
"Biden need not be perfect to win"
- Toronto Star
And He Does It With Such Panache!
"Outgoing Flair CEO warns Ottawa"
- Toronto Star
Are You Sure That's Not The Smell Of Napalm?
"Peace seems distant, but it's in the air"
- Toronto Star
"Kyiv calls Putin's truce offer 'absurd'
Proposal demands Ukraine exit Russian-claimed areas, drop NATO bid
- Toronto Star
He's A Useful Reminder Of All That Is Hateful About The Country's One Per Cent?
"Why Canada still needs Conrad Black"
- Toronto Star
In The Worst Case, You Can Always Wash Your Car In Your Kiddie Pool
"Calgarians urged to save more water
Mayor says to avoid car washes, capture rain in kiddie pools"
- Toronto Star
And Not Soon Enough!
We Need Something Fresh And New - The Gaza Conflict Was Really Dragging On!
"The odds of Israel-Lebanon war grow"
- Toronto Star
And Do So By Five O'Clock
"Please reveal the shadows undermining our democracy"
- Toronto Star
Killing Of Palestinian Kids, Uhh, Not So Much
"Deportation of Ukrainian kids is a war crime"
- Toronto Star
A Lifetime Of Embarrassment
"A 30-Minute Turn as a Nude Model"
- New York Times
But Will One Speech By Trump Wipe Away A Decade Of Conservation Efforts?
"Sharks on the rise on East Coast beaches
Expert says conservation efforts and an increasing food supply leading to population growth"
- Toronto Star
A Novel By Terry Pratchett And Neil Gaiman Is Good Omens
"Robust race is a good omen"
- Toronto Star
How About None? Does None Work For You?
"Immigration Department survey asks how many newcomers Canada wants"
- Toronto Star
So, We May Make Ourselves Extinct Before AI Gets A Chance To?
Am I Supposed To Be Comforted By That Thought?
"Cohere CEO skeptical of an AI doomsday
Startup co-founder tells conference 'it's going to take us a while to exceed human capabilities"
- Toronto Star
The Trick Is Getting Them To Achieve Escape Velocity
"Waabi gets $200M to launch freight trucks"
- Toronto Star
After All, I'm Not Him
"Hunter Biden Is Guilty. That's OK."
- New York Times
Not If You're Giving Away The Books
"Running bookstore not same as retail"
- Toronto Star
Oil Companies Considered Persons Of Interest
"FBI seeks suspects in New Mexico wildfires"
- Toronto Star
So Can A Punch In The Face
"Forgiveness can be hard, but healthy"
- Toronto Star
Business Pyjamas Always Beats Business Casual
"Return to office or else. Why many experienced workers choose 'or else'"
- Toronto Star
I Feel Seen
"Lazy, hazy and occasionally crazy"
- Toronto Star
Unfortunately, The Blinds Of Her Bedroom Are Usually Shut, So My Binoculars Don't Help
"I think my child's friend's mom is having an affair"
- Toronto Star
It Will Keep You From Insulting Your Partner, Causing A Stressful Argument That Will Keep Both Of You From Sleeping
"Tape your MOUTH SHUT for BETTER SLEEP"
- Toronto Star
Drastically Increasing What Consumers Have To Pay Is The Botox Of Price Elasticity
"Concert Business Slows Amid Ticket Price Spike"
- New York Times
