Les Pages Aux Folles: Les Fleurs du Maladroit
Les Fleurs du Maladroit
Contents
1. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES...REINTRODUCTIONS
Frequently Unasked Questions About McDruhitmumpf 2.0
2. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES... PRE-INAUGURATION DAY TREMORS (JITTERS AFTER BEING ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION)
State of Emergence E
Whose Presidency is it, Anyway?
Chaos? It’s A Calling
Dream Team for the Age of Nightmares
Trade Wars! Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Na – Trade Wars!
Zen and the Art of Idiotocracy
Ask the Tech Answer Guy – Go Ahead, You [FORNICATING] [CAT], Ask Him!
Like Ink From a Poison Pen, So Are the Days of Our Lives
The Trouble With Normalization
3. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES...PEOPLE WHO SERVE AT THE WHIMS OF THE PRESIDENT
Frequently Unasked Questions About Recess Shenanigans
Puzzle Book Appropriate For a Puzzling Administration
Congressional Follies
A Tragedy (Or Comedy – Your Call) In Three Acts and An Excuse Me
Three Dimensional Chess in a One Dimensional World
Sinecure Qua Non
Broad Shoulders, Narrow Soldier
Alien Worms Way Into Washburningdington
Ask the Biz Whiz About the Dope on DOPE
McDruhitmumpf Decides to Kash in on Justice
What’s a Genocide Among Friends?
Worst! Bosmipahelfly! Villain! Ever!
The Roasting of Pete Hedaiggsethative
A Comedy (Or Tragedy – Your Call) In Three Acts
4. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES...IDIOTOCRATIC POLICIES
Downsizing Government All the RAGE
The Greatest Trick
The Trolley Problem Is Easy To Solve If You Have a One Track Mind
And You Thought Hall Monitors Had Power!
ICES Does Not Play Nices With Government Vices
Promises May be Made to be Broken, But Atomized?
Look! Up in the Air! It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane
No, It’s – What Is It? It – Whatever It Is, It’s Getting Closer To –
Oh, My Gord, It’s Heading Straight For Us! Run!
Allinalzheimer’s Research? Forget About It!
There’s School, Then There’s an Education!
The Case Against the McDruhitmumpf Administration is USAIRtight
Promise Made, People Swept
Two! Two! Two Worlds in One!
5. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES...IDIOTOCRATIC ECONOMICS
The Reduhblican Who Stole ChristmaKwaanzUkah
Tariffs? Terrif!
Getting Value For Your Money
Nary, Nary, Quite Contrary
How Does Your Deficit Grow? [ARNS]
(Funny) Money Changes Everything
Some Bums Can’t Be Thrown Out
Roller Coaster to Ruin
6. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES...INJUSTICE
If You Can Corrupt Them There, You Can Corrupt Them Anywhere
Stallion Shot Behind the Barn and Sold for Glue
No Salvation in Salvador
The Littlest Victim
Fate of Immigrants Up In Air
7. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES...INCOMPETENCE AND CHAOS
Country Incinerated in Nuclear Conflagration
International Community Responds: USV WTF?
Help! Help! Vesampucceri is Being Run by DOPEs!
From Mean Streets to K Street
Your Call is Unimportant To Us
Deconstructing the Administrative State Takes Building
We’re Not a Government, We Just Play One on TV
Two-handed Rashomon
Comedian No Laughing Matter
And Just in Case You Thought the Culture Wars Were Over...
8. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES...FASCISM
The New World Odour
The Five Stages of Capitulation (Number Three Will Shock You!)
Last Journalist Standing
Up Shirt, Down Shirt
Blue Shirt, Brown Shirt
From Friar’s Club to Liars Club
The 20 Minute Hate Workout
White Shoes, Black Hearts
Always in Our Hearts (Just Never in Our Neighbourhoods!)
Pack Extra Diapers – You Could Be Next!
With Apologies to Senator Amiladidah
9. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES...OH, GORD, THAT’S SOOOOOO RANDOM!
Life! What a Privilege!
An Alternate Reality News Service Forum
Frequently Unasked Questions About Frequently Unasked Questions
Sims-ply Irresistable!
Reduhblicans Have a Plan to Deal With Town Hell Meetings
An Alliance You Shouldn’t Bet Against
They’re Being Born Younger Every Year!
Half-baked Literary Half-life
Ask Amritsar About Crying the Crocodile Tears of a Clown
Two Heads Are Better Than None
The Grift That Keeps on Giving
Ask Amritsar Why You Have Nothing to Incelebrate
Zone of Pinterest
McDruhitmumpf Derangement Syndrome – Catch It Before It Catches You!
MVGA Against History! Lesson One: Christ
10. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES...THE FIRST 100 DAYS
Rachel, We Hardly Knew Ye...ll
