See George. See George run. Run, George, Run. See George run for President. Run for President, George, run for President.
See Al. See Al run. Run, Al, run. See Al run for President. Run for President, Al, run for President.
See the people of the United States of America. See the people of the United States of America vote. Vote, people of the United States of America, vote.
See the press. See the press declare George the winner. Declare George the winner, press, declare George the winner. See Al accept defeat. Accept defeat, Al, accept defeat. See the press declare Al the winner. Declare Al the winner, press, declare Al the winner. See Al retract his defeat speech. Retract your defeat speech, Al, retract your defeat speech. See the press declare itself completely confused. Declare yourself completely confused, press, declare yourself completely confused.
See Al win. Win, Al, win. See Al win by 500,00 popular votes. Win by 500,00 popular votes, Al, win by 500,00 popular votes.
See the Electoral Congress. See the Electoral Congress vote. Vote, Electoral Congress, vote.
See George win. Win, George, win.
See the state of Florida. See the state of Florida design a confusing ballot. Design a confusing ballot, state of Florida, design a confusing ballot. See the state of Florida employ 60 year-old booths in poor, mostly minority precincts. Employ 60 year-old booths in poor, mostly minority precincts, state of Florida, employ 60 year-old booths in poor, mostly minority precincts. See the state of Florida deny properly registered minority members the right to vote. Deny properly registered minority members the right to vote, State of Florida, deny properly registered minority members the right to vote. See the state of Florida accept absentee ballots postmarked after the election date. Accept absentee ballots postmarked after the election date, state of Florida, accept absentee ballots postmarked after the election date. See the state of Florida be corrupt. Be corrupt, state of Florida, be corrupt.
See Jeb. See Jeb be the Governor of the great state of Florida. Be the Governor of the great state of Florida, Jeb, be the Governor of the great state of Florida. See Jeb also be the brother of George. Also be the brother of George, Jeb, also be the brother of George.
See the Florida county of Palm Beach. The Florida county of Palm Beach is recounting its ballots. Recount your ballots, county of Palm Beach, recount your ballots.
See goons recruited by Jeb. See goons recruited by Jeb surround and harass workers of the Florida county of Palm Beach trying to recount its ballots. Surround and harass workers of the Florida county of Palm Beach trying to recount its ballots, goons recruited by Jeb, surround and harass workers of the Florida county of Palm Beach trying to recount its ballots.
See the Supreme Court stacked with right-wing appointees. See the Supreme Court stacked with right-wing appointees use torturous logic to halt the Florida recount. Use torturous logic to halt the Florida recount, Supreme Court stacked with right-wing appointees, use torturous logic to halt the Florida recount.
See the press take the disputed Florida ballots and recount them itself. Take the disputed Florida ballots and recount them yourself, press, take the disputed Florida ballots and recount them yourself. See the press refuse to publish the results because of the war in Afghanistan. Refuse to publish the results because of the war in Afghanistan, press, refuse to publish the results because of the war in Afghanistan.
See President George say it doesn't matter now. Say it doesn't matter now, President George, say it doesn't matter now.
See the press finally publish the results. Finally publish the results, press, finally publish the results. See the press declare that if the ballots Al wanted recounted had been recounted, he still would not have managed to win Florida. Declare that if the ballots Al wanted recounted had been recounted, he still would not have managed to win Florida, press, declare that if the ballots Al wanted recounted had been recounted, he still would not have managed to win Florida. See the press bury the real story that if all the legitimate ballots had been recounted, regardless of whether Al asked for them to be or not, Al would have had enough votes to win Florida and the Presidency. Bury the real story that if all the legitimate ballots had been recounted, regardless of whether Al asked for them to be or not, Al would have had enough votes to win Florida and the Presidency, press, bury the real story that if all the legitimate ballots had been recounted, regardless of whether Al asked for them to be or not, Al would have had enough votes to win Florida and the Presidency.
See George steal the Presidency. Steal the Presidency, George, steal the Presidency.
I don't know how much simpler I can make it.
