American Politics Made Simplistic:
Book 2: The Middle East

See President Ronnie. See President Ronnie hate Commies. Hate Commies, President Ronnie, hate Commies.

See Afghanistan. See Afghanistan resist invasion from Russian Commies. Resist invasion from Russian Commies, Afghanistan, resist invasion from Russian Commies.

See the Mujahideen. See the Mujahideen fight the invading Russian Commies. Fight the invading Russian Commies, Mujahideen, fight the invading Russian Commies.

See the American Central Intelligence Agency. See the American Central Intelligence Agency supply arms and other aid to the Mujahideen. Supply arms and other aid to the Mujahideen, American Central Intelligence Agency, supply arms and other aid to the Mujahideen.

See the United States government. See the United States Government pledge to aid in the rebuilding of Afghanistan after the war. Pledge to aid in the rebuilding of Afghanistan after the war, United States Government, pledge to aid in the rebuilding of Afghanistan after the war. See the Russian army pull out of Afghanistan in defeat. Pull out of Afghanistan in defeat, Russian army, pull out of Afghanistan in defeat. See the United States government renege on its pledge to help rebuild Afghanistan after the war. Renege on your pledge to help rebuild Afghanistan after the war, United States government, renege on your pledge to help rebuild Afghanistan after the war.

See the Saudi royal family. See the Saudi royal family supply the United States with oil. Supply the United States with oil, Saudi royal family, supply the United States with oil. See the United States government repay the Saudi royal family by supplying it with arms, intelligence and money. Repay the Saudi royal family by supplying it with arms, intelligence and money, United States government, repay the Saudi royal family by supplying it with arms, intelligence and money. See the Saudi royal family allow the United States government to station troops in the country. allow the United States government to station troops in the country, Saudi royal family, allow the United States government to station troops in the country.

See the Afghan warlords. See the Afghan warlords tear the country apart with civil war soon after the withdrawal of the Russian army. Tear the country apart with civil war soon after the withdrawal of the Russian army, Afghan warlords, tear the country apart with civil war soon after the withdrawal of the Russian army.

See the Taliban. See the Taliban win the civil war and take control of Afghanistan. Win the civil war and take control of Afghanistan, Taliban, win the civil war and take control of Afghanistan. See the Taliban impose harsh religious laws on the people of Afghanistan. Impose harsh religious laws on the people of Afghanistan, Taliban, impose harsh religious laws on the people of Afghanistan. See the Taliban make its own people suffer tremendously. Make your own people suffer tremendously, Taliban, make your own people suffer tremendously.

See former Mujahideen Osama. See Osama hate the United States. Hate the United States, Osama, hate the United States. See Osama hate the United States for supporting Israel's suppression of the Palestinians (to the tune of $3 billion a year). Hate the United States for supporting Israel's suppression of the Palestinians (to the tune of $3 billion a year), Osama, hate the United States for supporting Israel's suppression of the Palestinians (to the tune of $3 billion a year). See Osama hate the United States for placing troops in his home of Saudi Arabia. Hate the United States for placing troops in your home of Saudi Arabia, Osama, hate the United States for placing troops in your home of Saudi Arabia. See Osama hate the United States for reneging on its promise to aid Afghanistan. Hate the United States for reneging on its promise to aid Afghanistan, Osama, hate the United States for reneging on its promise to aid Afghanistan.

See Osama not be a happy person. Don't be a happy person, Osama, don't be a happy person.

See the children in Arab fundamentalist schools. See the children in Arab fundamentalist schools learning to hate Jews, the State of Israel and the United States. Learn to hate Jews, the State of Israel and the United States, children in Arab fundamentalist schools, learn to hate Jews, the State of Israel and the United States.

See Osama convince graduates of the Arab fundamentalist schools to act against those they have been taught to hate. Convince graduates of the Arab fundamentalist schools to act against those they have been taught to hate, Osama, convince graduates of the Arab fundamentalist schools to act against those they have been taught to hate. See graduates of the Arab fundamentalist schools kill civilians in suicide bombings. Kill civilians in suicide bombings, graduates of Arab fundamentalist schools, kill civilians in suicide bombings. See Israelis repress the Palestinians further in retaliation. Repress the Palestinians further in retaliation, Israelis, repress the Palestinians further in retaliation.

See graduates of the Arab fundamentalist schools crash airplanes into the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon. Crash airplanes into the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon, graduates of the Arab fundamentalist schools, crash airplanes into the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon.

Can I make it any simpler?