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Chapter 35: September 24, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Konstantin Knudsson
  • The Best Possible Form of Government Except for All the Others -
    An Alternate Reality News Service Forum [ARNS]
  • Okay, So We Got Your Quote Wrong.
    But, On The Bright Side, We Misspelled Your Name, Too!
  • An Eye for an Aye [ARNS]
  • Chapter 34: September 17, 2017

  • The Daily Me - "Deleterious" Rex Harristone
  • Bothers in Arms [ARNS]
  • A Headline a Day Keeps the Wolves at Bay
  • Saving Private Ryanwetballoons (For a Court Martial) [ARNS]
  • Chapter 33: September 10, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Paul d'Enjoy
  • I Beg Your Pardon! And, Me. Oh, Me, Too, Please! Pardon Me! Pardon Me! Pardon Me! [ARNS]
  • Oceans Five (Hey! - Headlines Was on a Budget!)
  • Chaos President Has a Cunning Plan [ARNS]
  • Chapter 32: September 3, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Blobbo Linde-Collector
  • The Strange, Wondrous Origins of the Deportation Force Four [ARNS]
  • "Free At Last! Free At Last! Thank Gord Almighty Steve O'Bannonallhope is Free At Last!" [ARNS]
  • Ask The Biz Whiz About the Feel Good Duty [ARNS]
  • Chapter 31: August 27, 2017

  • The Daily Me - bartholomeus ingmar
  • Satire Dies a Thousand Deaths, Op-Eds Die But Once [ARNS]
  • The War on Headlines Claims Another Victim
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Hot Button Issue [ARNS]
  • Chapter 30: August 20, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Teri Nova
  • Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!* [ARNS]
  • If What the Heck Do You Know? Wanted Your Opinion, It Would Have - Oh, Wait...
  • The McDruhitmumpf Administration Gets its Story Straight as a Corkscrew [ARNS]
  • Chapter 29: August 13, 2017

  • The Daily Me - our reputation precedes us.com
  • Kiss the Babies and Make Them Cry [ARNS]
  • Headlines Have Got You Covered Five Ways to Sunday
  • Who Will Be Next to be Thrown Under the Priecerebulbus? [ARNS]
  • Chapter 28: August 6, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Neil Cowlick
  • Ask Amritsar About How The Best Defense is Being Offensive [ARNS]
  • Ignorance is Birth [ARNS]
  • The Southern Gentleman's Final Denial [ARNS]
  • Chapter 27: July 30, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Marsh U. Frida
  • Achy Breaking News [ARNS]
  • But, Uhh, Let's Not Get Aheadline of Ourselves...
  • No Alvagutiez, No Glory [ARNS]
  • Chapter 26: July 23, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Auggie Pusillanimous
  • Beware Geeks Bearing Gifts [ARNS]
  • Canada Day, Eh?
  • Ronald McDruhitmumpf's Greatest Tweeps [ARNS]
  • Chapter 25: July 16, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Mel Waring
  • Cue the Meltdown [ARNS]
  • Speech of the Devil
  • Banned in the USV [ARNS]
  • Chapter 24: July 9, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Brocky Gripe
  • Exploring the Limits of the Rubber and Glue Doctrine [ARNS]
  • Headlines Didn't Know What They Got Til It Was Gone
  • The Southern Gentleman's Testimony Parsimony [ARNS]
  • Chapter 23: July 2, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Hugh Bigwittis
  • Mitch Wichconnelliswich's Mystery Achievement [ARNS]
  • Quotes Heard You the First Time!
  • The United States of Vesampucceri Does Not Qatar and Run [ARNS]
  • Chapter 22: June 25, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Verma Ip
  • Out Like Flyinnthuointmeant [ARNS]
  • The Trouble With Marty
  • Building a Bridge to the 19th Century...And Walling Ourselves In [ARNS]
  • Chapter 21: June 18, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Jeanne Poole
  • The Stepanfetchittford Administration [ARNS]
  • Fear the Walking Living
  • Deja Vu for the First Time [ARNS]
  • Chapter 20: June 11, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Charles Adamantium Strumpet
  • The Mouse That Hacked [ARNS]
  • Headlines Are Beginning to See a Pattern That Explains a Lot
  • Swimming the (Back) Channel in Record Time [ARNS]
  • Chapter 19: June 4, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Alonzo Indefatigable
  • I Don't Mean to be Labour. The Point...? [ARNS]
  • The Jury is Still Out
  • The First Hundred Daze [ARNS]
  • Chapter 18: May 28, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Wade W. Woodward
  • Countries Don't Have Permanent Enemies of Enemies, Only Permanent Confusion [ARNS]
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Can't Believe It's Spring Already!
  • The Never Ending Story Approaches a Midpoint [ARNS]
  • Chapter 17: May 21, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Dana Perini-Scleroso
  • If We Told You, Then You'd Know [ARNS]
  • Is There No End To Our Desire For Silly Gadgets? App-arently Not!
  • The Southern Gentleman's Recusal Refusal [ARNS]
  • Chapter 16: May 14, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Bagnold T. Rosato
  • Push Me Pull You Politics Us [ARNS]
  • Why, In My Day, We Had To Plow Through Thirty Foot High Snow Drifts Just to Get to a Headline...And We Liked It!
  • When the Teeter Totters [ARNS]
  • Chapter 15: May 7, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Inammorata Honshu
  • McDruhitmumpf First [ARNS]
  • Little Armada Lost [ARNS]
  • Taking the Piss to a Whole New Level [ARNS]
  • Chapter 14: April 30, 2017

  • The Daily Me - amelia earhead
  • Quote Me No Quotes, I'll Quote You No...Umm...Other Quotes...
  • The Fog of Fog [ARNS]
  • Chapter 13: April 23, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Otto Mann-Umpire
  • Headlines Wanted Everybody to Have a Good Time.
    Then, Chuck Started to Dance...
  • Apparently, Going Ballistic is an Option [ARNS]
  • Chapter 12: April 16, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Hyderabad Carpet Cleaners and Incense Recyclers, Inc.
  • If You Look Around the Basket and You Can't Identify the Deplorable, You're Probably Unclear on the Concept
  • Potemkin - Not Just a Small Village in Russia Any More! [ARNS]
  • Chapter 11: April 9, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Oscar de la Roachmotel
  • Nothing Gets Across the Great Divide
  • No Amount of Antacids Will Help When History Repeats on You [ARNS]
  • Chapter 10: April 2, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Sonny Velveeta
  • Manafort Destiny
  • Health Care to Die For [ARNS]
  • Chapter 9: March 26, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Rebekah Daaaaaaaahling
  • My Favourite Things On Twitter Surpassed "Few" a Long Time Ago!
  • Cover-t Wisdom
  • Puns We Love to Hate Is Old Enough to Know Better
  • Chapter 8: March 19, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Melanie Eleni
  • Understanding Anime
  • Ouchers Hurt Us All [ARNS]
  • Chapter 7: March 12, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Scouville Anzari
  • Who Are You to Tell Headlines Not to Take it Personally?
  • If You Like the Service, Please Remember to Leave a Tip [ARNS]
  • Chapter 6: March 5, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Eloise Snappple
  • Boy, Does Bigots Without Borders Have Advice For You!
  • The Angels of Our Bitter Natures [ARNS]
  • Chapter 5: February 26, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Ekaitz Ortega
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Isn't Really Interested - It Was Just Asking to be Polite
  • Technology's Fetal Attraction [ARNS]
  • Chapter 4: February 19, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Nick Kouvalis
  • We Have Nothing to Headline But Headlines Themselves!
  • Is It Hot as Hell in Here, Or is it Just - AAAAAAH! OOOOOOW! AAAAAAARGH! [ARNS]
  • Chapter 3: February 12, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Dan Deleon
  • We're Not Evil - We're Alt-moral
  • This Oscar is Just So Much Background Noise [ARNS]
  • Chapter 2: February 5, 2017

  • The Daily Me - Flemming Randsbaek
  • Forsooth Seems Inadequate to Describe Quotes These Days
    We're At Sixsooth or Sevensooth at the Least!
  • Red State, Red Face [ARNS]
  • Chapter 1: Days of ARNS Past

  • Lives Unlived: Alvin Bigbootie [ARNS]
  • Yesthetics Are So Yestherday [ARNS]
  • Licence Reviewed: The Emergence of 360 Degree Verite [ARNS]
  • That Is a Kapitan Idea, Sir! A Kapitan Idea, Indeed! [ARNS]
  • Ask Amritsar to Swear By It [ARNS]
  • Fake News, Real Tsuris [ARNS]
  • Ransom! Where? [ARNS]
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