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Chapter 34: April 20, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Jimmy Changa
  • Ad Astra, Per of Aces
  • Ask Amritsar About a Safe Following Distance [ARNS]
  • Chapter 33: April 13, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Raymond "En" Massey
  • NOTE: Don't Gloat About the Vote Quote
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Combustible Garments [ARNS]
  • Chapter 32: April 6, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Bill O'Sayles
  • Headlines, O Headlines, Wherefore Art Thou Headlines?
  • Ask Amritsar To Change the Mood [ARNS]
  • Chapter 31: March 30, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Arminda Armindina
  • What the Heck Do You Know? About Things That Are None of Your Business!
  • The Tech Answer Guy Has Some Mansplainin' Tooo Dooooo... [ARNS]
  • Chapter 30: March 23, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Gary Gangbangier
  • Big DICK Radio - The Next Generation
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Ay, There's the Wrinkle! [ARNS]
  • Chapter 29: March 16, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Wonarllevyston Garlan Marllon Branddon Bruno Paullynelly Mell Oliveira Pereira
  • Headlines Filled the Awkward Silence
    With an Even More Awkward Attempt at Humour
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Hitting an Optic Nerve [ARNS]
  • Chapter 28: March 9, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Perfidy Jones
  • Ask Not For Whom The Quotes Troll...
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Vapour Trail [ARNS]
  • Chapter 27: March 2, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Sophie Hell
  • Death of a Soupy Sales Man
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Happy Happy Joy Joy [ARNS]
  • Chapter 26: February 23, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Jorge Por Favore
  • It's a (Klingon) Wrap!
  • Ask Amritsar: What's That Smell? [ARNS]
  • Chapter 25: February 16, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Bubbe Gunter
  • Headlines Bobbed When They Should Have Weaved
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Re-tiring [ARNS]
  • Chapter 24: February 9, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Glafira Polikarpova
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Saw The Eagles When They Were Just The Hatchlings
  • The Daily Me - Hy Lee Selastic
  • Ask Amritsar About Heroic Heartache [ARNS]
  • Chapter 23: February 2, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Bingo Kampmann
  • Zen and the Art of Minority Pandering
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Heroic Timing [ARNS]
  • Chapter 22: January 26, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Dagbjartur Ariliusson
  • Making a Full ReCovery
  • Ask Amritsar About Saving Face [ARNS]
  • Chapter 21: January 19, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Nadezhda Tolokonnikova
  • Big DICK Radio Confronts Bigger Dick Radio
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About What's Real and Make Believe [ARNS]
  • Chapter 20: January 12, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Susannah "Butch" McCorkle
  • Oh! - I Seem to Have Blacked Out, There - Did I Miss Anything?
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy To Focus on they Carnage [ARNS]
  • Chapter 19: January 5, 2014

  • The Daily Me - Terpsichore Naiad
  • Would Headline To You?
  • Ask Amritsar to Enlighten You [ARNS]
  • Chapter 18: December 29, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Zoltan Zeds
  • Quotes is...Concerned About Its International Reputation
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Renting The Space Between Your Ears [ARNS]
  • Chapter 17: December 22, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Yanick Yoyodyne
  • Aunt Renie Does Toronto
  • Ask Amritsar About Gaming the System [ARNS]
  • Chapter 16: December 15, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Xavier Xenophobe
  • Karma's a Bitch
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Stranded! [ARNS]
  • Chapter 15: December 8, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Wurst Werther
  • Once Upon a Headline...
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Tongueraker [ARNS]
  • Chapter 14: December 1, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Veronica Vegas
  • Quotes Float Yer Boat (In a Remote Moat!)
  • Ask Amritsar About the Quickest Way to App-iness [ARNS]
  • Chapter 13: November 24, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Uther the Unmentionable
  • Just Another Day in My Life
  • Ask Amritsar About Identity Issues [ARNS]
  • Chapter 12: November 17, 2013

  • Success - It Could happen To You
  • Hadlins Fl Th Squz
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Sucking Face Time [ARNS]
  • Chapter 11: November 10, 2013

  • If Twitter Be the Answer, What is the Musical Question?
  • We're Just Tweeting in the Dark
  • Life is Long, Twitter is Short
  • Chapter 10: November 3, 2013

  • What the Heck do You Know? Would Have Done Better in
    The Miss Canada Pageant if it Hadn't Tripped Over its Own Dress
  • Ask Amritsar About the Sex in Your Rearview Mirror [ARNS]
  • If Crazy Was A Renewable Resource...
  • Who Are You? And, Why Are You Reading This?
  • Chapter 9: October 27, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Terrerarium Tomita
  • The Academic Knowledge Development Algorithm
  • Ask Amritsar About How to Treat Other People [ARNS]
  • Chapter 8: October 20, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Surete Swarthmore
  • Ask Amritsar: Third and Looooooong [ARNS]
  • Doing The Can*Con
  • Chapter 7: October 13, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Randy Rodin
  • You're Such A Quote Hoard!
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Beauty, Eh? [ARNS]
  • Chapter 6: October 6, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Quincy Quotidien
  • Headlines Take the Cake - AND EAT IT, TOO!
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy to Try His Luck [ARNS]
  • Chapter 5: September 29, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Popeye Pendergast
  • I Have Two Words for Chutzpah!
  • Ask Amritsar: Beyond Understanding [ARNS]
  • Chapter 4: September 22, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Oprah O'Winigger
  • Deadlines...Deadheads...It's Everywhere in the Culture!
  • Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Speed of Misinformation [ARNS]
  • Chapter 3: September 15, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Nayrand Nougat
  • Political Victory? It's in the Bag (of Crazy)...
  • Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Clothes Call [ARNS]
  • Chapter 2: September 8, 2013

  • The Daily Me - Manoush Milliken
  • Headlines Can't Believe You Brought THAT Up!
  • Ask Amritsar: Not a Gwyn-Win Situation [ARNS]
  • Chapter 1: Electronic Fishwrap

  • The Daily Me - Lillian Lailani
  • The Daily Me - Kirkwood Kalabash
  • The Daily Me - Jackson Jacobi
  • The Daily Me - Ivor Investiture
  • The Daily Me - Hermie Hunshington
  • The Daily Me - Greta Gehunigan
  • The Daily Me - Ferguson Frogwalk
  • The Daily Me - Erica Entwhistle
  • The Daily Me - Deedee Delerium
  • The Daily Me - Chick Chandramandam
  • The Daily Me - Barabbas Berkeley
  • The Daily Me - Anna Anthracite
  • The Daily Me - Forrest Gump Worsely
  • The Daily Me - Solaris Magnifico
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