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Chapter 9
March 26, 2017

My Favourite Things On Twitter Surpassed "Few" a Long Time Ago!

A Few of My Favourite Things will be back after these commercial messages...
1. My favourite bank for buying kitty toys: Purr Chase Manhattan...
2. My favourite alternate fuel source/literary character: Ethanol Fromme...
3. My favourite patriotic American song lyric/disease carrying insect: "Oh, say, can you tsetse?"
4. My favourite 1960s sitcom actress/imaginary anti-hero: Mary Tyler Durdon...
5. My favourite Canadian band/Australian band: Men at Work Without Hats...
6. My favourite politician with a sense of humour: Hilarity Clinton...
7. My favourite Disney cartoon about an old comic strip: Finding Little Nemo in Slumberland...
8. My favourite filing system for serial killers on TV: a roloDexter...
9. My favourite western movie about a really annoying Englishman: True Git...
10. My favourite U2 song about a Canadian actress named Megan: "I Will Follows..."
11. My favourite cereal to eat in a British Columbia city: Froot Kamloops...
12. My favourite dance choreographer/cartoonist: Busby Berkely Breathed...
13. My favourite Dr. Seuss character who lives by a warrior code: Samurai Am...
14. My favourite Leave it to Beaver character/cinematographer: Eddie Haskell Wexler...
15. My favourite actor/silent reproach: Christian Baleful look...
16. My favourite telephone inventor/unit of measuring sound: Alexander Graham Decibel...
17. My favourite epic fantasy series/satirical short story writer: Lord of the Ring Lardners, Jr. ...
18. My favourite classic TV producer/literary contest: an Aaron Spelling bee...
19. My favourite dinosaur/radio and television announcer: Mastadon Pardo...
20. My favourite novelty song about a lack of yoga poses: "Yes, We Have No Ananas..."
21. My favourite dance choreographer/brand of contact lens: Pina Bausch & Lomb...
22. My favourite Tank Girl actress/navy rank: Lori Petty officer...
23. My favourite trigonometric function/necessity: cosine qua non...
24. My favourite Brylcream ad catchphrase/Flintsones cry: a little yabba dabba will do ya!
25. My favourite dystopian science fiction series/dystopian fantasy series: The Hunger Games of Thrones...
26. My favourite band that puts out an annual fact sheet: the Almanac Brothers...
27. My favourite American actor/trite material: Eric Banal...
28. My favourite Star Wars villain/Daniel Defoe novel: Darth Maul Flanders...
29. My favourite Middle Eastern greeting/alternate film festival: Salaam Dance...
30. My favourite horse colour/comedy programme: Roan and Martin's Laugh In...
31. My favourite part of the cake/Walt Whitman poem: "Icing the Body Electric..."


This is a Few of My Favourite Things' favourite month – what a coincidence!
1. My favourite internal organ/Maltese Falcon actor: Kidney Greenstreet...
2. My favourite hotel to stay in during the Muslim holidays: the Ramadan Inn...
3. My favourite card scam/comedy troupe: three card Monte Python's Flying Circus...
4. My favourite large screen film format/Beverley Hillbilly: Imax Baer...
5. My favourite animated film about the quest to find a fish in extreme weather: Finding El Nino...
6. My favourite play about the demise of a certain female tennis star's fan: Death of a Seles Man...
7. My favourite television music composer/sailor's break: Howard Shore leave...
8. My favourite Shirley MacLaine role/Federico Fellini film: Irma La Dolce Vita...
9. My favourite Japanese manga adaptation/French politician: Battle Ségolène Royale...
10. My favourite Mozart opera/bubble gum flavour: Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti...
11. My favourite actress/city to take a wrong turn at: Jessica Albuquerque...
12. My favourite nightclub/austere life philosopher : Copa Ascetic...
13. My favourite Elvis Costello song about 1960s pop singer Ed: "My Ames is True..."
14. My favourite time travelling alien/Twitter app: Dr. Hootsuite...
15. My favourite modernist poet/1930s crimefighter: T. S. Eliot Ness...
16. My favourite M*A*S*H actor/forearm bone: Alan Ulna...
17. My favourite occasional lodging in Indiana: pied-a-Terre Haute...
18. My favourite Portuguese explorer/blood plasma that contains protective antibodies: Vasco da Gamma Globulin...
19. My favourite film about a law firm headed by a media guru and a former Ontario Premier: Inside McLuhan Davis...
20. My favourite John Grierson documentary about natives on social media: Facebook of the North...
21. My favourite Chinese leader/movie ogre: Chang Kai Shrek...
22. My favourite film about singer Rudy's commitment to environmentalism: How Green Was My Vallee...
23. My favourite Republican politician/horrific method of execution: Ted Crucify...
24. My favourite Love song about a legendary Boston Bruin: "Alone Again, Orr..."
25. My favourite type of mystery by my favourite mystery author: Arthur Conundrum Doyle...
26. My favourite cartoon Mountie/part of a neuron: Dudley Dendrite...
27. My favourite white rappers/R&B vocal group: Beastie Boyz II Men...
28. My favourite comedy duo and my favourite description of their humour: Laurel and foolHardy...
29. My favourite East Indian actor/range of colours: Dev Pastel...
30. My favourite Asian dish for people who are just getting by: eking duck...
31. My favourite character from the Godfather who blocks the passage of legislation: Don Veto Corleone...

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