June 25, 2017
The Trouble With Marty
@asshat27: That's when I said: listen, bitch, the fork and knife go on the RIGHT and the soup spoon goes on the LEFT!
@asshat156: ha! ha! Good one!
@stansrighthand: yeah. Good one!
@NiNjAsSaSiN: How did you know?
@asshat27: what do you mean? she always put thecutlery in the wrong place. drove me nuts!
@NiNjAsSaSiN: No, I mean how did you know the right place to put the knife and fork?
@asshat27: teh internets - duh!
@asshat156: yeah duh!
@stansrighthand: you ok, Ninja?
@asshat27: stan's right - gotta hand him that. you been actin funny all week. what the hell, Ninj?
@NiNjAsSaSiN: You guys - you won't understand.
@asshat27: what? Its not like we're yur wife or nothing!
@asshat156: HA! another good one!
@stansrighthand: yeah yeah yeah! ZING!
@NiNjAsSaSiN: Okay. I don't know if this is such a good idea, but...last week, I watched Ghostbusters.
@asshat27: yeah? so? Great movie
@NiNjAsSaSiN: Not the original. The...remake.
@asshat27: YOU WHUUUUUUUTTTTT?
@asshat156: what the hell, man?!!!!!
@asshat27: Why would you watch that peice of shit?
@NiNjAsSaSiN: Actually, it wasn't that bad.
@asshat27: PIECE. Of. SHIiT!
@asshat156: yeah. Terriblle movie.
@stansrighthand: horrible peace of shit doesnt do it justice
@stansrighthand: really horrivle piece of shiit! with exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!
@NiNjAsSaSiN: It wasn't that bad.
@asshat27: how can u say that about THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE IN TH EHISTORY OF EVER?!!!!!!!!!
@NiNjAsSaSiN: I've actually seen it.
@asshat27: what does that have to do with anything?
@NiNjAsSaSiN: None of you have seen it.
@asshat27: we didnt have to see it to know it was a piece of shit! it didn't have Bill Mjurray or Dan Ackroyd in it - IT STARED GIRLS!
@NiNjAsSaSiN: Actually, Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd were both in it.
@asshat27: dont be an asshat. u know what I mean
@asshat156: sacrilege, man. Just the idea totaly ruined my childhood!
@asshat27: not only did it ruin my childhood, IT RUINED ALL OF MY CHOLDHOODS IN ALL OF MY LIVES GOING BACK TO ANCIENT EGYPT!
@asshat27: I didn't HAVE to see it to know that it was a PEECE OF SHIT!
@stansrighthand: u ok, man?
@asshat27: aside from a bowt of righteous anger? couldnt be better
@stansrighthand: i meant Marty.
@asshat27: WHOA! WHAT HAVE AI TOLD YOU ABOUT USING OUR REAL NAMES?
@stansrighthand: right. Sorry. I meant Ninja
@asshat27: anonymity is the glue that holds us together and makes us strong!
@asshat27: if we use our real names, were just a bunch of angry assholes saying asshole things to each other!
@asshat27: How many times I gotta tell you that?
@stansrighthand: Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
@asshat27: Okay, then. So, Marty, WTF, man?
@asshat156: yeah, wtf, man. wt the effin f?
@asshat27: okay, 156. he gets it.
@NiNjAsSaSiN: I'm just saying the movie had some funny moments. That's all.
@NiNjAsSaSiN: What do you mean? You can't just say no like that.
@asshat156: he hee - he just did, bro.
@asshat27: if we allow an all girl Ghostbusters, what's next? An all girl Rocky? The Magnificent seven? The Dirty dozen? Alien?
@asshat27: a line has to be drawn, ninj. a line has to be drawn.
@NiNjAsSaSiN: Okay. First, Alien had a female lead.
@asshat156: no it didn't! You take that back!
@NiNjAsSaSiN: *sigh* Second, maybe having a female lead isn't such a bad thing. Women can kick ass, you know.
@asshat27: oh, yeah? Well, I got two words for you: Star freakin Warz!
@NiNjAsSaSiN: Which proves my point, but you wouldn't know because you haven't seen it, either.
@asshat27: Whut part of boycot do you not understand?
@NiNjAsSaSiN: For another thing: there were plenty of male characters in Star Wars.
@asshat27: Ninj, I gotta be honest - yur starting 2 worry me
@NiNjAsSaSiN: I'm worrying you? Seriously?
@asshat27: I dunno - you used 2b so reasonable. But now...
@NiNjAsSaSiN: Aww, come on, 27! How long we known each other?
@asshat27: I dunno...sixc, maybe 7 months?
@NiNjAsSaSiN: That's almost like forever in interwebz time!
@asshat27: what duz that have 2 do with anything?
@NiNjAsSaSiN: It seems to me that we've known each other long enough that you should, I don't know, be able to trust me?
@asshat27: trust? I've heard that word before, but I dont know what it means
@asshat27: I don't like where this iz going. can we drop and talk about, I dont know, beer or something?
@NiNjAsSaSiN: Sure, 27. Sure.
@NiNjAsSaSiN: Soooooo...I guess you probably don't want to know what I thought of Wonder Woman?