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Chapter 33
September 10, 2017

Oceans Five (Hey! - Headlines Was on a Budget!)

"'Maple Spring' protests divide activists five years later"1
"Family of five strikes out with Blue Jay ticket limit"2
"Liberals face a five-alarm fiscal fire"3
"Taser use at five-year high"2
"Brexit talks may last five years, Soros says"1

"Nearly one in five receive help with first home: CMCH"1
"Priyanka Chopra towers as villain in campy remake
Quantico star trades in flats for five-inch heels in revamp of lifeguard TV series"2
"Enbridge's aging Line 5 pipeline stirs more U.S. Protests"1
"Students, teachers take back Bloor bike lanes
Group from five area schools urges council to make project permanent, extend it further"2
"Five things active-fund managers should do"1

"Five killed in Florida factory shooting"2
"Province to commit to universal child care
Five-year action plan would add 100,000 licensed spots by 2022, boost inclusion for special needs"2
"5 at core of Team Scheer"2
"Tips to cut your Internet costs
Ready access to the web has become a necessity for many homes, but bills can add up - try these five techniques to shrink the strain on your wallet"2
"One sister's five wishes for the inquiry ahead"2

"ITALY'S POPULAR POPULISTS
Beppe Grillo's anti-establishment, Euroskeptic Five Star Movement is leading the polls and draws support fro the entire political spectrum. Eric Reguly explores what makes it a hit with Italian voters"1
"THESE 5 WORTHY SIPS COST LESS THAN $14 A BOTTLE"2
"HOME AWAY FROM HOME
Five things about U2's return to Vancouver for the 30th anniversary Joshua Tree tour"3
"FIVE WOMEN WHO CAN BREAK THE MALE-ONLY NO. 1 STREAK"2
"TERROR IN LONDON
Five dead, including assailant, 40 others injured in attack on Westminster Bridge, Parliament"2

"Canadian children are consuming five times more sugar than they should. As Dave McGinn discovers, seemingly healthy foods often serve up the sweet stuff in big spoonfuls"1
"Sex perv gets 5 years
Wannabe soldier posed as woman to get nude images of teen boys"3
"City to study safety of trail in wake of 5-year-old's death"2
"China's return to the oil patch
Five years after Ottawa put the brakes on a surge of foreign investment, a new wave of Chinese investors is quietly snapping up a host of energy companies in the wake of the industry slump"1
"Guardians 2 over? Stay put
Space actioner will have five post-credit scenes, director says"3

Five firefighters face union charges for 'double-hatting'
Closed-door tribunal is latest complication for firefighters who also volunteer in their home communities"1
"Five death row inmates exonerated in 2015"2
"Chasing PrivateBancorp: CIBC's moving target
Five offers. $4.9 billion. One looming vote that will decide the fate of CEO Victor Dodig's signature deal"1
"Leafs raise bar for Game 5 test: 'We earned this opportunity'"2
"Five ways to assess today's U.S. Markets
There are many factors that go into whether a market is overextended or not; here are five key metrics to keep in mind"1

"Life from the rock 'n' roll outside
The Orwells, five scrapping dudes from suburbam Elmhurst, Ill., take not taking things seriously very seriously"1
"Two Canadians border agents suspected of smuggling
Pair is among five people arrested over drug trafficking"2
"Police ask: What's your favourite cruiser colour?
Online survey offers five choices for fleet ranging from white to dark blue to black"2
"Lessons on forgiving terror: A mother's story
Alissa Parker's daughter was killed at Sandy Hook Elementary. It took five years and writing a book
for hating to give way to healing"2 "Oh, the good old hockey party...
Police in five Canadian cities are braced, but so far this postseason the streets have been quiet - must have something to do with losing"1

"GM latest accused of emissions cheating
Lawsuit alleges GM trucks released two to five times legal limit of emissions"2
"Five things to watch for in Tory leadership race"2
"Can a mountain town known for longevity help the sick turn back time?
Developers are rapidly buying up land from villagers to build five-star hotels and resorts catering to those seeking immortality"2
"Trump's dizzying day of five policy flip-flops"2
"Fresh cooking for the vegetarian curious
In the five years since chef's first all-veg book, more cooks experimenting without meat"2

"Five studios in battle for Bond distribution rights"2
"Five white foods that belong in your diet"1
"Some tips for banishing the five thieves of happiness"1
"5-year-old 'crushed' at rotating restaurant"1
"Five authors vying for first novel award"2

"Bettman, NHL lucky to have five Canadian teams in playoffs, but do they realize it?"1
"Five laws govern online voting"2
"Five things to know about Ontario's pharmacare plan"1
"Three in five millennials own pets, vet spending up"2
"Five years on. fraud charges for alleged Liberty Silver promoter"1


SOURCES

1. Globe and Mail
2. Toronto Star
3. Toronto Sun

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