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Chapter 1: Lillian Gish

  • Headline For The Hills!
  • The Canadian Right of No Return Policy Algorithm
  • The Panel Parses Political Propaganda
  • What the Heck Do You Know? A New Beginning Runs Through It
  • The Grabblegobblems Will Have Won
  • Quote Me No Quotes, I'll Tell You No Lies
  • Everybody's Got An Opinion (Unfortunately)
  • Madge and Betty Save the Economy
  • A Test Only A Psychopath Could Fail
  • Everybody's Dirty Secrets Uncovered
  • TIFF Star Search
  • Headline Humour Is So 60s!
  • Chapter 2: Norma Talmadge

  • Big DICK Needs a Vacation
  • Insert Headline Pun Here
  • Thou Shalt Not... *
  • ROM Wasn't Deconstructed in a Day - A Photo-essay
  • Bawl of Confusion
  • Og and Thag Take Personal Responsibility
  • Letters to Missed Manners: Depression Etiquette
  • He's Just Not Headliner Material
  • Bummer of a Trip, Man
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Wasn't Properly Toilet Trained As a Child
  • Queer, Here and Needing a Beer
  • Chapter 3: Paulette Goddard

  • Socialized Medicine Apocalypse Frequently Unasked Questions
  • It's Such a Fine Headline Between Brilliant And...And...Stupid
  • No Need To Thank Us
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Wishes It Could Afford To Get In On the Wireless Spectrum Gold Rush
  • Developing Nuclear Weapons For Dummies
  • Oh, Like You Read All the Articles!
  • You will visit Doctor only in your dreams.
  • Let Me Just Read That Quote Back To You...
  • Let Sleeping Figures Lie
  • Headlining for Disaster
  • Sarah Silverman Gave Me AIDS
  • Chapter 4: Jean Arthur

  • The Man In The Empty Suit
  • Death Becomes Them
  • No Flies On This Government!
  • The Madman's Guide To Thriving In Economic Chaos
  • Peace on Earth and Headlines Towards Man
  • Plato Retreats
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Can't Understand How It Got Its Numbers So Mixed Up
  • Producers - The Next Generation
  • Ahoy, Captain Headliner!
  • Reverie of a Dick
  • I've Run Out Of Bad Puns On The Word "Cover"
  • Echoes of Distant Wars
  • Life - The Short Form
  • Welcome to the Neighbourhood
  • Chapter 5: Claudette Colbert

  • What is This Thing Called Culture? 2008 Acid Reflux Edition
  • If You Can't Stand the Legislation, Stay Out of the Kitchen
  • Coe Comfort at the Gates
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Thinks She Wants Revenge Is Deep, Man
  • Tough Talk With the Raucous Baucus Caucus
  • May I Quote Y - Oops, Too Late!
  • The Madness of King George W.
  • Not Tonight, I Have a Headline
  • Conversations of the Damned
  • They Died In My Prime
  • Greed is Good
  • You Have to Know How to Read Between the Headlines
  • Chapter 6: Barbara Stanwyck

  • Unusual Conversations Rarely Overheard
  • There Were Headlines on the Mirror, There Were Headlines on Her Face
  • That Corpse Is So Big, You'll Need a TARP To Cover It FUQ
  • Eighteen Holes, No Waiting
  • The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!
  • Everybody Settles...On the Economy
  • Read John McCain's Mind!
  • Cover Me, I'm Going In!
  • Dictators Anonymous
  • Say WHAT?
  • Indelicate Negotiations
  • Oh, Oh, Mercenary, Mercenary Me
  • Headlines Ate My Buick
  • Chapter 7: Katherine Hepburn

  • The Sublime Swan Dives into the Ridiculous
  • I Wanted To Be A Vegas Headliner, But All I Got Was This Lousy Newspaper Gig
  • Cosmo and Wanda Are Dead
  • Head + Line = Comedy Gold
  • What the Heck do You Know?
    Knows the Palindrome for Bolton Is Notlob
  • Big DICK Feels Your Pain
  • Don't Look at Me - THEY Said It!
  • Frequently Unasked Questions About
    The American Health Care Reform Apocalypse
  • Personal Crossword: Schmuel Shmilson
  • Personal Crossword: Schmuel Shmilson (Solution)
  • Death Stalks Celery
  • It's a Thin Line Between Bail and a Bailout
    (For The Man Behind the Curtain)
  • Chapter 8: Rita Hayworth

  • What the Heck Do You Know? Is Happy Not Being In LA
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Is Not Currently In a Relationship
  • What the Heck do You Know? Can't Wait to Be Stimulated
  • What the Heck do You Know? About the Financial Crisis?
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Has a Love/Hate Relationship with Popular Culture
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Wants a Moment of Your Time
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Threw Up My Buick
  • What the Heck Do You Know?'s Head Exploded
    When It Saw Rod Blagojevich's Elvis Impersonation
  • What the Heck Do I Know? What the Heck do You Know?!
  • What the Heck Do You Know?
    Hates Long Article Titles But Just Can't Seem To Help Itself, You Know?
  • What the Heck do You Know? Has Run Out of Excuses
  • What the Heck Do You Know? Regrets That It Isn't Too Big To Fail
  • Chapter 9: Me

  • We'll Always Have Polaris
  • The Flesch Is Weak
  • That Wasn't Me and Other Vacation Stories
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