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Chapter 1: Delicate Negotiations, Round Two

  • Watterson References
  • Care
  • Great & Sad
  • Traditional
  • Female Character
  • Endorphins
  • Let Go
  • Homeless Advice
  • Growing Apart
  • Companionship or What
  • Last Stand
  • Event Horizon
  • Ice Floe
  • Good Game
  • Truth
  • Zippy
  • Bad Western
  • Escape Hatch
  • Premature Gene
  • I Wish
  • Scratching CDs
  • Somebody Else's Shoulders
  • Animal Volunteers
  • Galaxies Spinning
  • Validation
  • Happiness Is 01
  • Happiness Is 02
  • Happiness Is 03
  • Happiness Is 04
  • Clipart Fire
  • Guest Artists
  • Friends/Lovers
  • Thinking
  • Who Fooling Whom
  • Manny
  • Time Machine
  • Bye Bye Bunuel
  • Toe Man
  • Dirty Mind
  • Twitter Theatre
  • Writer's Dilemma
  • Behavioural Neuroscientists
  • Japanese Underwear
  • Do Over Sex
  • Stop Making References
  • Taqaandan
  • Bad Ex
  • Movies
  • Meat
  • Mohammed
  • Compliment
  • Metaphor Impaired
  • Nickel
  • 30 Years
  • Smugness
  • Bathroom
  • Time Passes
  • Bar Mitzvah Boy
  • Sitcom V Real Life
  • Paperwork
  • Hanging Out
  • Ghost memories 4
  • Tribal Affiliations
  • HORK SNORT
  • Benigni
  • Platonic Escort
  • Scientists
  • Euphemism Averse
  • Fuzzy Business Model
  • Where Now
  • Architect's Soul
  • Fatal Error
  • Forgot Film
  • Catch and Release
  • Asking Too Much
  • Meeting Cute
  • I Swear
  • Getting Married
  • Sharks
  • Polite
  • Black Hole
  • Preemptive Strike
  • Strangers
  • Imitation
  • Off
  • Fickle Bastard
  • Cliche Destinations
  • Submerge
  • Anime Style
  • Lateness
  • Daisy Chain
  • Those Odds
  • Genetic Inheritance
  • Understand Silence
  • Dial It Back
  • Li'l Woody
  • Conversation Killer
  • Cat & Dog 1
  • Earth
  • Ass Bites
  • Educational System
  • Cat Communications 001
  • Geeks Are Weird
  • Incooooming
  • Venn Diagrams
  • Public Transit
  • Dicks
  • Literary Sex
  • Frog Acceptance
  • Money Perv
  • Epic Fail
  • Cat Communications 2
  • Know Your Genders
  • Ain't Superstitious
  • Because It's Us
  • Asexuals 1
  • Asexuals 002
  • Waiting Room
  • Every Character Dreams
  • Lio Homage
  • Absolut Math
  • Everybody Settles
  • So Many Levels
  • Best Revenge
  • Air Safety
  • Not Cannon
  • Good Odds & Yet
  • Cat Communications 003
  • Being the Coyote
  • Designers in Love
  • Office Suspects
  • Ass Kisses
  • So NOT Science
  • Food Court Tomato
  • Wavelength
  • China Market
  • Speed Hating
  • G Spot v. Clit
  • China's Wedding Vows
  • Sea of Nice
  • There Were Times
  • Anti-science
  • Thinking Again
  • Subway Delay
  • Bob Took To It
  • So Close
  • Unclear On Metaphor
  • Ecofriendly Sex
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